Before you read the story...

Please note that while it may seem I'm committing character bashing, I'm not. That's how I see Leia. And also how she was in my dream. To me, she's stubborn, a bit prideful, and a tad unwilling to see something she doesn't want to see. Meaning, once she has an idea, she won't change it for anything less than completely drastic. She can also be a bit viscious (trust me, she has it in her. Don't look at me like that!) I mean, she kissed LUKE (ew. her own bro) in front of HAN. [Yes, Leia has her good points. She cares about her friends, family, etc. She wants what's best for the universe.] And she's going to only want to see the good in her dead 'father'. I never really knew Bail's character. However, kings through-out history are known to be, well, PIGS for lack of a better term. While I'm sure Bail would actually have been nicer, I took what I know from history for his character. I'm sure he wouldn't really do what he does in this fic. That is just the protrayal I decided to use for him.

MFLF is a humorous satire. No offense meant to anyone who likes Leia or Bail. Some parts may not be completely humor, though. I was in a STRANGE mood and mind set when I wrote this at 2 something in the morning.

WARNING: If you are a die-hard Leia fan and do not want to see her portrayed as less than perfect or made fun of, TURN BACK NOW. There's a lovely 'X' button on your browser you can click.

And now, without further adieu, the story:
Making Fun of Leia IS Fun!