I gotta say - I love generators! So I found lots of fun ones to pass on to you. As of 11/15/2003, all the links work. If one of 'em doesn't work....it ain't my fault!
The Lifetime Movie Plot Generator: Women love to watch Lifetime and get caught up in movies that make them mad or weepy, then be pissed at their hubbies and boyfriends for a week. Make a good plot here!
Smiley Generator: Customize a Smiley! It's an okay link. Not terrific, but cute.
Hooker Receipt Generator: OK, guys - pros don't give receipts, but you STILL can submit it as a business expense. Make one here.
Church Sign Generator: Know those signs in front of churches? Make your own virtual church sign.
Paper CD Case Generator: With all the pirating...uh...copying...uh...well, sometimes you can LOSE the "cover" to your store-bought, perfectly legal CDs...so make a new one here!
Historic Tale Construction Kit: This takes forever to load. Tell me how it is. :)
Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age: Gosh, can I FEEL anymore useless? See how little you've done, if you dare.
Make A Freeway Sign: This is a fun generator - you actually can create more accurate directions to your house for someone with this!
Cyborg Name Generator: I am not now, nor have I ever been, a scifi maven, but I found out that MY cyborg name is H.A.N.D.I.E.: Hydraulic Artificial Neohuman Designed for Infiltration and Exploration. Who knew?
Make Your Own Mr. Man Character: Cute for kids - I think I've seen these guys before, but I am not sure. Your kids prolly know 'em.
Our Music Correspondent Writes: Who would do this? I don't know. But generate a nasty music review for the band or singer of your choice.
Caption Thing: This is fun!
Hero Machine: Make your own hero - this is cooooool!
Random Anarchy Cookbook: Not for the mentally unbalanced.
Ransome Note Generator: *For entertainment purposes only! This can be cute. Mine try is pictured here.
Comic Strip Creator: This was definitely fun...you can use this for I don't know HOW many things.
Cupid's Dear John Letter Generator: Caustic and vile, yes, but, hey, you hate the person anyway.
Biblical Curse Generator: My random curse turned out to be: Listen, O thou Amalekite dog, for you will see your pomegranates wither! Can't get much more to the point than that!
Insulting Name Generator: "Handmaidn" turned out to be "Filthy Rosie Palm" - whatever that means.
Ad Slogan Generator: Cool! Any word made into an ad slogan. "Handmaidn" turned out to be "Think Once, Think Twice, Think Handmaidn." What could that mean?!?
Get Your Pirate Name: Yes, you get a pirate name, too. Mine was Black Mary Kidd (And my pirate description: "Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!")
Elvish Name Generator: Get yourself an Elvish name. Mine is Eáránë Vanimedlë (I think there is a reward if you can pronounce it).
Hobbit Name Generator: And where there are elves, there must be Hobbits. Get yourself a Hobbit name. Mine is Polly Millstone of Bywater (cool, huh?).