MOST ROMANTIC SONG:The Last Time I Felt Like This  41.8 kb ~ 3:04  Seq: ©  Ron Tilden The Last Time I Felt Like This Hello...I don't even know your name, But I'm hopin' all the same This is more than just a simple hello. Hello...do I smile and look away? Yes, I think I'll smile and stay to see Where this might go... CHORUS: `Cause the last time I felt like this I was falling in love; Falling, and feeling I'd never fall in love again. Yes, the last time I felt like this Was long before I knew What I'm feeling now with you. Hello, I can't wait 'till we're alone! Somewhere quiet on our own So that we could fall the rest of the way... I know that before the night is through, I'll be talking love to you, Meaning every word I say...

FUNNIEST SONG: The Vatican Rag © Tom Lehrer The Vatican Rag "Another big news story of the year concerned the ecumenical council in Rome, known as Vatican II. Among the things they did, in an attempt to make the church more... commercial...was to introduce the vernacular into portions of the Mass to replace Latin, and to widen somewhat the range of music permissible in the liturgy. But I feel that if they really want to sell the product in this secular age, what they ought to do is to redo some of the liturgical music in popular song forms. I have a modest example here; it's called The Vatican Rag!" First you get down on your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, And genuflect! genuflect! genuflect! Do whatever steps you want if You have cleared them with the Pontiff. Everybody say his own Kyrie eleison, Doin' the Vatican Rag! Get in line in that processional, Step into that small confessional! There the guy who's got religion'll Tell you if your sin's original. If it is, try playin' it safer-- Drink the wine and chew the wafer! Two...four...six...eight... Time to transubstantiate! So get down upon your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, And genuflect! genuflect! genuflect! Make a cross on your abdomen, When in Rome do like a Roman; Ave Maria! Gee, it's good to see ya! Gettin' ecstatic, an' sorta dramatic, an' Doin' the Vatican Rag!