Hey! You guys!

There's something out there!

3 February 2001

Okay.  Be still.  Still still still!  I know it's hard.  I know!  But just shh. Quiet!  Hee! No! Don't look at me.  Shhhh. No! Quiet! Still!  Still still still!

There's something out there. Something!  Wait! I said still! No, don't pet me right now. I know I'm soft and irresistible.  Cuddly cute!  But you must concentrate!  Concentrate!  There's something out there!

You can't see it? Why?  Why why why? It's right there! Right there!

Shh!  I'm gonna bark!  Bark bark bark!

Okay!  Get closer!  I'll tell you what it is!  What.it.is!!!! Oh, wait!  There it goes!  You miiiiiisssssed it! 

Must.have.sharp.eyes.  Sharp like eagle!  Eagle eyes!!!

Are you looking?  Do.you.have.eagle.eyes?! Watch.  Like me. Do it like meeeee!!! Like me me me!

It's okay.  Okay!  Don't worry.  No no no worries.  Because I can see it!  See it see it see it.  I protect us!

I have lots of practice.  Lots!  I do this allll day.  Allll!!!!!!!! day.  I lay.  Still.  Like tiger.  Or a wolf!  Aaaoooooooooooo!  And then when it comes close to my house. My house! I Bark!  Bark bark bark!

Oh! See!  There's something! Bark!  BARK! Did you see it? Huh huh huh?  No?!

Oh, you're really pathetic.  It's.right.there! Right there!

That's okay.  I'm gonna ruuuuuuuuun run run run downstairs and getta better look.  Better look!  Come on!  Come on come on come on!

There's something out there!