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Here you will find links to some of my favourite Sites,
cartoons of dubious taste,
some photos, of mishaps, plain bad taste or just outright rude!
(depending on your own sense of humour)
"The Page"
Below: ...... A sample of my weird Humour and taste in Music:
Just click on the caption that turns you on for the Pic/Cartoon.
WARNING:
Some of the Pics  and cartoons below may offend,
and should not be viewed by children under 60 without adult supervision!
If in doubt, please click
here.
This page get's updated on a regular basis so feel free to visit any time!
The 19th Hole: .... Candid Camera at Golf Tournament
AOL:            ....... This needs no comment
AOL Customer Support: ... "Ditto"
April Fool's:      ...... Western Humour? Hahaha
Extreme Body Piercing?     ...... Ouch! 
Hitler's secret  ally:   ..... 'nuff said
Impatient Lemming:   ..... or scared of hights?
Easter Bunny's surprise: ..... It wouldn't happen to Bugs Bunny!
Clintanic: ...... Now showing at a Theater near you?
Is the "Colonel" behind this one?     ....."no comment"
How to KO a spider?    ....... Hmmmm? !!!!!
Concorde: ....... run on Shareware?
Bodyart 1:    .... Ya don't wanna see this!
Bodyart 2:        ....        "Ditto"
Art Critics:        ....       Starting young?
Bad Day:          ........    Ever had one of them days?
Critics:          ....... "Windows" under review?
Princess and the frog(?) ....... not exactly!
Nudism: ...... and one of it's dangers?
The Letter:    ..... an in-flight letter given to an Airline Captain
The Dentist visit: ...... Ouch, that'll put tears in ya eyes!
Poetic Justice?    ........ There's a moral here!
Smart Mouse:      ............. this mouse's no fool!
Smart Bear:    .......... She's discovered how to harness Nature!
Fish divorce?      .......... Sometimes, Life juz ain't fair!
New-shape Cola Can?       .... It could sell!
THE MIDI FILES:
Here's some of my favourite and useful Links
MIDI SITE:   http://www.fortogden.com/audio.html
RECIPES:
http://allrecipes.com
FREE SOFTWARE:
http://www.thefreesite.com
CRAZY
7 SPANISH ANGELS
BESAME MUCHO
COULDN'T I
CORRINA
DESPERADO
GEORGIA
WALTZING MATILDA
LADY
CARMEN
LILLY MARLENE
ABRAZAME
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A FOOL
AMANDA
ANN
BABYFACE
BAILAMOS
BILL BAILEY
BLUE SKY
CALIFORNIA DREAMING
CATCH A FALLING STAR
CHERRY PINK&APPLE BLOSSOM
CHEATING HEART
COALMINER'S DAUGHTER
CRAZY ARMS
CRYSTAL CHANDELIERS
DOUBLE EAGLE
DETOUR
DEVIL WOMAN
DISTANT DRUMS
EL PASO
FIVE FOOT TWO
SWEET GEORGIA BROWN
GHOST RIDERS
HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT
GOOD HEARTED WOMAN
ON THE ROAD AGAIN
ORANGE BLOSSOM SPECIAL
PROUD MARY
SAN ANTONIO ROSE
STEEL GUITAR RAG
SWEET LITTLE SIXTEEN
TIJUANA TAXI
WALK ON BY
WEDNESDAY'S CHILD
YAKETY SAX
You're listening to "Carmen"
Janni's Homepages
(Well worth a visit!)
Roy's Adelaide
(Great photography!)
Disclaimer:
The Cartoons, Pics and Midi files here are posted in good faith , they are mostly from various Sites on the Net and are
presumed to be Free Domain. Please feel free to download whatever you like for your personal pleasure.

Should any person  have a claim of copyright on any item, please  Email me and I will  remove the item or post credit 
where ever it is due.
THE CARTOONS AND PICS:
Great animated flags to be found here:!
(Just click the icon for a visit!)