Subject: [rec.humor] Story Time!
From: Carla Do Carmo 

In a classroom of PreSchool children, the teacher noticed that the 
children should begin using the proper words when indicating that they 
need to "pee" or "poo."  So she told them to use more grown up words.  
They all agreed.

When it came to story time, she asked the class what book they'd like for 
her to read to them.  A little boy put up his hand and said,
"I want to hear "Winnie the Shit."

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alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #8116
From: wardog@webwide.net (wardog)
Date: Fri Oct 03 14:15:47 MDT 1997

Subject: Re: BEST MOVIES TO WATCH WHEN YOU'RE HIGH...
From: Cliff Evans 
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.current-films

Scott Norwood wrote:

> Having never been high, I'm not really qualified to join this thread, but
> isn't "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" often mentioned with
> regard to this topic?

Nononono. Badbadbadbad idea. Creepy. Scary. Disturbing movie.

Then again, the last movie I watched high was "The Adventures Of Winnie
The Pooh," and I came away from it convinced that Pooh was a sociopath.

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