alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #12587 (2 more)
Date: Thu Apr 29 18:03:30 MDT 1999

Subject: multiple choice test
From: Gandalf 
Newsgroups: dur.general

This test contains only one question, so you should find it very easy.
Here is a list of countries the US has bombed since the end of WW2.
        China 1945-1946
        Korea 1950-1953
        China 1950-1953
        Guatemala 1954
        Indonesia 1958
        Cuba 1959-1960
        Guatemala 1960
        Congo 1964
        Peru 1965
        Laos 1964-1973
        Vietnam 1961-1973
        Cambodia 1969-1970
        Guatemala 1967-69
        Grenada 1983
        Libya 1986
        El Salvador 1980's
        Nicaragua 1980's
        Panama 1989
        Iraq 1991-1999
        Sudan 1998
        Afghanistan 1998
        Yugoslavia 1999

In how many instance did a democratic goverment, respectful of human
rights, occur as a direct result? Choose one of the following

a) zero  b) 0  c)zip   d)zilch  e)a whole number between -1 and +1

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