Confucious Say:
Woman who fly upside-down have hairy crackup.
Secretary not permanent until screw on desk.
Couple who screw in cemetary, fucking near dead.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
America Good Place to Put Chinese Restuarant.
Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
when lady say no, she mean maybe
when lady say maybe, she mean yes
when lady say yes, she no lady
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
wake with smelly finger.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission
grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to fell low down.
Man with atletic finger make broad jump.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind
Wakes with solution in hand.
He who rapes a man's daughter, draws and quarters his
son, and buries his wife alive in an anthill should not expect to sit
at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.
He who outruns the cheetah is fucking fast on his feet!
There is no such thing as rape; Woman run faster with skirt
up, than Man with pants down.
Man who take lady on camping trip have one intent.
Man who put head on railroad track
get splitting headache.
He who pull out to fast leave rubber behind.
He who refuses to listen is lying.
He who stands in corner with hands in pocket
doesn't feel crazy, feels nuts.
He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man who have woman on ground have piece on earth.
To make egg roll, push it.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy
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