>I just heard this one tonight -- Quayle's solution to
>our competitiveness problem with Japan ---
>
> --- Send them our lawyers!
>

There is another plus to this solution.  Danny is also a lawyer.  So, we
will not only get rid of all of the lawyers, we will also get rid of DQ and
then start over with a new president and a newer, better country.

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