alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #7946
From: John Ward 
Date: Wed Sep 10 22:56:01 MDT 1997

Subject: Re: I've discovered this one too. 
From: Simon Kent 
Newsgroups: rec.games.mud.wine.bitch.moan

JASON CHAPPEL wrote:

> HELEN MURRAY wrote:
> >
> >So I just thought I'd say hi.
> >
> OK, we've all been planning for this for a long time, and as much as I
> hate to have to say it, now is the time that we shall have to commence
> evacuation proceedure A.
> See you all at the next ng.

*Sirens are blaring. Warning lights are flashing.*


Goebbels: Ok people, evacuation Procedure A - this is not a drill.
Now, I've got the rubber gloves, the contoured butt-plugs, five kilograms of
Venezuelan beaver cheese and a small feral hamster named Tim.
Mr Smear, you're in charge of smashing all the furniture, breaking the
windows and other general acts wanton violence.
EBE, you're in charge of screaming like a girl and pronouncing "I've
soiled myself" in a very loud voice.
Walrus and Moby will consume the leftovers in the fridge, James will
drink a bottle of Bundy Rum very quickly and Pru will try to lure
passers-by into a cupboard.
Cain will time us all with his stopwatch and John will be in charge of
finding us a third world country with lots of poor people to oppress.
On your marks, get set, Go!!!

*Starts running, rubber penis flopping all the way...*

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