Article 7697 of alt.humor.best-of-usenet:
From: (Kettir)
Date: 7 Aug 1997 23:28:00 -0700
Subject: Re: Crack bags
From: tonyemyers@aol.com (TonyEMyers)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.cecil-adams
>Sick spinoff: one store near the projects was actually selling
> syringe-shaped pens marked "SAY NO TO DRUG"[Ssic]
on a only sorta related note, isn't it about time they stopped selling
candy ciggarettes? Seems odd to have a kiddie "practice version" of a way
to get cancer.
Hey they could sell candy herion you could use when you play with the pen!
You could tie your arm off with a twizler.
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