alt.humor.best-of-usenet (moderated) #7447
From: Jennifer 
Subject: [rec.food.cooking] Two eggs a day? is it enough?
Date: Sun Jun 15 14:46:00 MDT 1997

Subject: Re: Two eggs a day? is it enough? 
From: Iain.Liddell@brunel.ac.uk (Iain G Liddell)
Newsgroups: rec.food.cooking

Are two eggs enough? 

No, one egg is enough; two eggs is deux oeufs.

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Article 2914 of rec.humor.funny:
Subject: Good Help is hard to find......

Saul stops at deli in Miami that he's never been in before.

Emil, the owner seats him and sends over the waiter. Saul is
dumbfounded when the obviously Chinese waiter greets him in perfect
Yiddish, takes his order, brings it promptly, and even thanks him for
stopping there.

On the way out, Saul pays the bill and asks Emil "Where did you ever
find an experienced Chinese waiter that speaks Yiddish?"

"Keep your voice down, please. He thinks we're teaching him English..."

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