A GLOSSARY OF RESEARCH TERMS
			CD GRAHAM, JR

Report that: it has long been known that...
Actually mean: I haven't bothered to look up the original reference

Reports:...of theoretical and practical importance
Means:	...interesting to me

R: While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these 
   questions..
M: the experiments didn't work out but I figured I could at least get 
   a publication out of it

R: The w-Pb system was chosen as especially suitable to show ...
M: The guy next door had already made up those solutions needed

R: High purity
   Ultra-pure
   Spectroscopically pure
M: composition unknown except for exaggerated claims of manufacturer

R: A fiducial reference line
M: a scratch

R: three samples were chosen for detailed study
M: the results of the others didn't work and were ignored

R: handled with extreme care
M: not dropped on the floor (as usual)

R: typical results are shown
M: the best results are shown

R: detail is lost in reproduction, but from the originals micrographs 
   it is clear that
M: the micrographs were not clear

R: as good as could be expected
M: non-existent

R: it is generally believed that
M: some other guys think so too

R: it might be argued that
M: I have such a good answer to this objection that I shall now raise it

R: it is clear that additional work will be required 
   for a complete understanding 
M: I don't understand it

R: it is hoped that this will stimulate further work in this field
M: this paper isn't very good but neither are any of the others 
   in this miserable subject

R: thanks are due to Joe Bloggs for assistance with the experiments 
   and to Helen Smith for valuable discussions
M: Bloggs did the work and Smith explained what it meant

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