Article 10728 of alt.humor.best-of-usenet:
From: "Kirsten R. Chevalier (R for RIGHTEOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)" 
Subject: [rec.humor.oracle.d] Re: The Quotable Seuss (was re: Idus July)
Date: 27 Jul 1998 05:28:24 GMT

Subject: Re: The Quotable Seuss (was re: Idus July) 
From: "Martin Dick" 
Newsgroups: rec.humor.oracle.d

Tom Harrington wrote in message <6p0fjh$9rh$3@news1.rmi.net>...
>Kimberly Chapman  wrote:
>: I used to say it all the time as a kid.  Horton Hears a Who was my
>: favourite story.  I had a whole collection of Dr. Seuss.  I stillhave it,
>: it's put away safely for when I have kiddies.
>
>Why waste 'em on kids when they're so much fun for adults to read?
>We keep our Dr. Seuss books all of our other books, and take them
>out from time to time for a good dose of Horton, or the Lorax,
>or the Cat in the Hat, or...

Hey, I just found a list of "banned" Dr Seuss books :-

       1.   The Cat in the Blender
       2.   Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
       3.   Fox in Detox
       4.   Who Shat in the Hat?
       5.   Horton Hires a Ho
       6.   The Flesh-Eating Lorax
       7.   How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
       8.   Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
       9.   Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
       10.  One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
       11.  Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out!
       12.  Are You My Proctologist?
       13.  Yentl the Lentil
       14.  My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
       15.  Aunts in My Pants
       16.  Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
       17.  Horton Fakes an Orgasm
       18.  The Grinch's Ten Inches

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