Why do we eat the mics?

It's a question I've been asking for a very long time now:  Why do the Hanson brothers feel it necessary to eat their mics every time they get near their mouths?  Well I haven't figured out the answer yet but here are some pictures to proove my point...maby you'll figure it out!!!

The first sighting: Isaac Hanson.  It appears that he is trying to take a BIG bite out of the mic even as the show is going on.

Our second sighting: Taylor Hanson.  It appears he is trying to nibble on his mic while distracting fans by waving.

Our third sighting: Taylor Hanson (again).  This time it appears he is trying to lick the mic like an icecream cone.

*Note* The only Hanson found not guilty of eating mics (yet) is Zac.  If however you have any info or proof of mic eating on his behalf please inform us with your name, email address, and picture of him caught in the act, and don't forget to tell us just how he was caught in the act.

Our fourth sighting: Taylor Hanson (yet again).  This time he decides to just go for the bite.  but can you see the worry of being found out in his brother looks (esp. Ike"s)