Disclaimer:Don't own them,never will. *Sob!*

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It was a pleasant summer night. Miroku,Sango,Kirara,and Shippo all sat around the campfire,enjoying the peace and quiet.It was mainly peaceful and quiet because Kagome and Inuyasha were away.Kagome had insisted on taking Inuyasha back to her time to go "shopping',much to the hanyou's displeasure.So the four of them enjoyed their "vacation" at Inuyasha's expence.Sango was knitting with the knitting kit that Kagome had given to her,Miroku was playing with Kagome's rubric's cube that she had left with him,and Shippo was playing with Kirara.All was peaceful.

Until

"Ah,I dropped the needle again" Sango sighed,bending over to retrieve the fallen knitting tool.Big mistake,one she didn't notice until she felt a hand firmly grasp her behind.

WHACK!

"Hentai!If you do that,I'll have Kirara maul you!"

"Mew?"The youkai cat gave the demon exterminator a curious glance,as if asking "what?".Nobody seemed to notice her squeaky inquiry,so she went back to playing with the young kitsune,leaving the humans to sort out their own affairs.

"Why,my lovely lady.I'd rather to mauled by you"  the houshi didn't seem to care what he was getting himself into.Sango turned as red as a cheery and pounced,rather cat-like,on his already knocked down form.

"Really?" she asked,growing more cat-like as she pressed her nails onto his chest "I have nails and I know how to use them"

Before Miroku could think of a totally perverted response,there was a rustle of leaves and a furry figure emerged from the bushes.It was Miroku's tanuki friend,Hachi,making one of his -out-of-no-where appearances.

"Master Miroku,I heard  shouting.Is everthing..........."

Before the raccoon demon could even blink,Miroku got up and grabbed him by his tail.

"Aha!"  he exclaimed,pointing to  tanuki at Sango" I have a tanuki,and I'm not afraid to use it!"

So much for a peaceful,normal,and weirdness-free night.

Owari