HOW TO TORTURE HANYOU INUYASHA:

1) Cut off his hair and make into a sweater.

2) Pull his dog ears a million times

3) Force him to mate with Naraku.

4) Marry him to Sesshoumaru as his 'wife'.

5) 'Sit' him a billion times until he sinks a thousand feet into the ground.

6) Send him to Ranma's school and get chased by all the girls there.

7) Make him take a thousand tests until he can score full marks

8) Shoot him with arrows a thousand times in his chest.

9)  Turn his furry ear into bag decoration.

10) Lock him in a room of hungry cats.

11) Get him and Buyo's role reverse.

12) Shoot him into outer space in rocket.

13) Make him swim in the middle of Pacific Ocean.

14) Stab him many times until his blood went dry to test his limit.

15) Send him to a mad scientist for crazy pet experiments.

16) Throw him into a sea of fan girls.

17) Make his role as pet dog and force him to play 'fetch'.