Real News: Donkey's Hate Cat's

          Weewee, NM.  Today in U.S. News a study conducted by W. Walter Walterdales has concluded that some types of Donkeys do not like Cats.  Using his $100,000,000 research grant from the U.S. government, and over the last 10 years has studies Donkeys and why they seem to hate Cats he has concluded that in early 8768 bc
Donkeys were once friends with Cats and they shared everything together until one day the cats turned against the Donkeys and called them stupid horses, which made donkeys mad, Or at least that is what Mr. W guesses.

Baptist Theory
 

         Yes welcome again to the fabulous world of Baptist Theory, and I am your host James Christiansen, today we will be talking about hippies oh yes and it will not be nice either hehehe.  Hippies are nothing but stinky tree hugging freaks and I hate them........WHAT! everyone just hold on for a minute.....................
NO WAY oh great I was just told that the United Hippy front has just become one of the stations sponsors, oh isn't that just peachy.
 

Great Things in American History
The Happy Shoe String

         Yes we are all back to the fabulous world of Great Things, today we will be talking about the great shoe string.  The shoe string was first started in the year 2000 bc when people walked with camel droppings on their feet, this being the only thing that could be worn comfortably, but the seam of the droppings didn't hold the dropping together so a man named Cowee thought of gutting a spider and using the thread as droppings holder together and once again the U.S. stole the Idea and now it is ours hehehe.
 

Commy Chat w/ fidel Castro

         Leave me Alone Henry I don't even like you!
 

The Art of Sculpting Cat Litter

         Welcome to the Season 4 Premiere of The Art of..... columns and I am you host once again for the 3rd straight year Andrez Muesky.  Today I will be teaching you how to sculpt cat litter.  It is best to wait for your 20 cats to use this cat litter up and then use it because it will hold better.  Then just mold and eat thank you for reading my fabulous column.

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rumored to be out is now out only                      Henry the Hobo struck it
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Max, The Rock and Jane Seymore as                 we inquired about what he
Steve and Gail Maimone, and Kather-                 was going to do with his
ine Hepburn as Lee Baggot I urge                       his money he said " I am
everyone to watch this movie                              going to get drunk."