LNN #510 "HappyLand"

Real News: Henry King Food Poisoned

          Oregon City, OR,  Today while the 50% owner of this newsletter Henry King was eating his Frosted Mini-Wheats he fell from his chair and whined and complained that he was having severe stomach pains.  Later that day after everyone got sick of his whining, the cast took him to the Maupin National Dentist and Vet. University.  Henry was pronounce dead on the scene.  At another hospital he was pronounce alive and they said he had been food poisoned.  No one has been charged with the poisoning, but it is suspected that it could be HERMAN GOLLY, yes Henry nononono I mean Herman Golly.

Classic Newsletter
original airdate 03/02/99 Season IV

Communist Theory
" Nutty as a Poodle? "
 

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Great Things in American History
The T.V. Dinner

         Chicken Pot Pie were made in the great United States of America where the Scientists in their labs create things of great great things like anti-diseases, diseases, and Robots like me............ wait I take that back, hehehehe.
 

Commy Chat w/ fidel Castro
" Ha HA "

         Yes! I now see that everything is going to be getting either better or worse around here see things are happening said my future reader palm reader lady.  But the good thing is is that I only have one more week until my season contract will be up, and I am happy to say that I will not be returning to this newsletter.  And once more I thought I would say to the public in which I louth...........................
I HATE HENRY KING!

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