PNN #505 "Slavery"

Real News: Update; Slaves at Route 67

          Rutherlin, OR.  Today we will revisit one story that everyone wanted to be buried  in the catacombs of our single computer.  Anyway our update is about a story we did last season concerning a certain body and paint shop and chinese slaves.  When we spoke to the Owner of this Max's Gold establishment He had this to say, " I Embiggen the Cromulance of the urban slave owner."  I, although is still illegal, do also own several vietnamese slaves, so I congradulate this certain owner.

Encore Presentation
Series Finale

Christian Theory
The destruction within part 1 of 2

         Well thanks to Herman, I am inside his hiding place, so the chinese cannot find me.  Anywho I just thought that everyone would like to know that I got together with my prayer group and they told me that something wierd will be happening in the next 2 weeks but they couldn't tell what it is.  Infact I actually know what is happening and you should all worry about it.  mysterious noice " Yes they will be surprised"

Part 2 of 2 "Destruction Within" next Issue while James is on Vacation!
 

 Great Things in American History
The Life Saver Candy
"Second completely true article"

         The life saver candy was invented because some man, let's call him Gymbya, anyway he created the candy so that if you swallowed it, you wouldn't choke, because of the little hole in the middle so you could breathe.  And you know what else I don't have to explain anything to anyone ever, You Got That?  GOOD!
 

Commy Chat w/ fidel Castro

 Well I do not feel like talking & HENRY you just try and to fire me HENRY! I have a one year contract So!
HA  HA  HA  HA  HA  HA
 

The Art of Sculpting Bird Feathers

         Today we will be talking about how to sculpt Bird Feathers successfully.  When you start to sculpt the Feathers remember the glue and sandpaper.  Then grab a sautering gun.  Begin piecing the Feathers together.  When you are finished mold the design you want and eat the finished product.

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