Real News: Death of Bobot Lee Pinchy
Maupin National Hospital, Maupin, OR, Today a very sad event has happened, at 1:012 am July 23, 98 year old Bobot Lee Pinchy passed away. His rare disease "Scabies" has claimed his life. He was first exposed to this deadly disease when he stubbed his toe in the Southwest area of Oregon, a small city named Sutherlin, by Roseburg to be exact. In his Will he left his 25% of stock of the Pinchy Norris Newsletter to James Christiansen. Wierd You would have thought it would have went to someone else from last season.
Encore Presentation
Series Finale
Christian Theory
The destruction within part 2 of 2
Well for the second straight week, I James Christiansen am still in my hiding place with let's just call him Mr. K. mysterious voice " Yes lets just say that I have been gone for awhile and I've come back to take my rightful place in this newsletter." Yeah that's nice well anyway those bloody asians haven't found me yet, this is a very good hiding place. "BANG BANG BANG" What the...... someone is at the door "SNAP" WHO are you. " We are the UTAC, United Tactical Asian Consortium and we are here to put you under arrest." Hank run, you will never get me alive. " And why is that? " Because this room is rigged with explosives and they will go off in 10 seconds, HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. "Every Chinese for himself." 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Next Issue " The 50th Issue Special " James will be back with his vacation
photos from his trip to Istanbul.
Great Things in American
History
Chucky Monkey Iced Cream
Chunky Monkey Iced
Cream was first discovered by a man named John YellowBrain, a Native American,
who worked at the St. Chickenflarn National Zoo of Nowhere, when suddenly,
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and began eating, he suddenly found out and thought how tasty it really
was. He soon patented the Iced Cream and sold the rights to Ben &
Jerry's Iced Cream Company. They soon changes the ingredients from
monkey part to peanuts and chunks of chocolate. And that is the history
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Commy Chat w/ fidel Castro
Pros' and Cons'
Well Just because I want to do this I will "I hate you Henry King"
But I thought I would list the reasons to stay at PNN and the reasons to
leave, being that this will be my final year as Host of Commy Chat.
Anywho, first the Pros' : Being able to write what I want, & bashing
America, and now the Cons': Henry King, Dom Findobo, Armond fiflewhiner,
James Christiansen, Andrez Muesky, and all the rest of you, and not to
mention HENRY KING!
Henry's Thought's
Well it is very sad to hear of the death of my not so best friend Bobot Lee Pinchy, although one good thing will come from this tragic event, I and James Christiansen plan on bring back the Lee Norris Newsletter as of next issue. We hope you will still read this magnificant Newsletter/Magazine.
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