
"Suzie's Fault"

Suzie's Fault
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***Women*** Drugdealers, Christians, bitches, fiddle-players, younger girls, older girls. You name it, Daniel has dated it. He's a regular Brad Pitt, a standard Jude Law. He's a hottie. Or is he? Daniel has dated 6 different girls, and 12 different times. After doing the math, that averages out to be 2 times per girl, for 6 girls. That is pretty badass. How does he do it? The "Matthew's cams" placed in his room and shower have helped me to gather a lot of information. Unfortunately, none of the information is helpful in answering this question. My guess, however, is because he's just a nice guy. He's got good table manners and plays piano very well. Girls like that junk. Or maybe it's because he is freakishly smart and can memorize phone numbers instantly. Hell, maybe it's because he is a highly decorated boy scout, and knows the lyrics of the Lion King songs which aren't even in English. Whatever it is, I hope my cameras pick up on it, because he is a Mana Beast sized pimp.
***Eagle Scout***
Troop 64 has treated both me and Daniel well. It is a very easy troop, with only minorly screwed up people, and we BOTH enjoy it very much. Daniel has been in scouts for about 5 years I think, and still enjoys going to the meetings when he can (kinda). Daniel is proud to be an eagle scout, and is a role model for all children and human beings. Whether it's eating crappy rot, having pinecone wars, or sharing our love with stray cats, scouts is happy rainbow.
***Music***
Along with playing the trombone in the Paschal band, Daniel also plays piano and guitar. I am not a big fan of the trombone, seeing as how it sounds ugly and gold isn�t a very good color, but I still believe that he is good at it. I also don�t know how good he is at guitar, since I have never heard him play it. Daniel, however, is very good at the piano, and it also sounds nicer than the other instruments. He taught me how to play Tetris theme A, and can also play moonlight sonata quite well. Hell, he could probably even play Megaman 3 Theme. Now THAT's good.
***Engineering Camp***
In all of our fond memories, I believe we can both agree that our favorite memory was at quant little engineering camp at UTA. For that brief time period, we truly were the best of the best. Getting a credit card for the vending machine with 3 dollars on it everyday didn�t hurt either. Hahahahahahahahahaha. He understands. And then of course every camp has its white trash kid who looks into the laser and hurts his eyes. And then the overly confident Mexican teacher who takes his shirt off and says ratio funnily. All and all, we learned a whole bunch at that camp, and we are very glad we went. We even learned HTML, so thanks to Engineering Camp for causing this wholesome website to come about!
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