| DON'T KICK ME IN THE BALLS WHEN I'M SITTTING ON MY ARSE... |
| Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:17:16 PM)-->: i hate my life HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:17:24 PM)-->: hmm HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:17:29 PM)-->: that's a shame Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:17:30 PM)-->: do you ever feel like that? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:17:37 PM)-->: "that's a shame"?? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:17:55 PM)-->: like what? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:00 PM)-->: like i hate my life? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:02 PM)-->: like you want to die Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:02 PM)-->: yes. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:14 PM)-->: well HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:18 PM)-->: not as of recent Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:24 PM)-->: but you have before? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:29 PM)-->: but the thought has crossed my mind in the past HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:41 PM)-->: if you try Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:41 PM)-->: it should right now Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:45 PM)-->: because your life is meaningless HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:45 PM)-->: it will change your life HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:18:50 PM)-->: bah Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:54 PM)-->: no one LOVES YOU Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:18:58 PM)-->: every day you wake up Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:01 PM)-->: and for what purpose? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:03 PM)-->: to work HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:05 PM)-->: you know what? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:07 PM)-->: and then to sleep again Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:08 PM)-->: what? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:16 PM)-->: it doesn't bother me that NO ONE LOVES ME Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:25 PM)-->: why not? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:31 PM)-->: ARE YOU ... ONE OF THOSE "HAPPY PEOPLE"? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:31 PM)-->: and i'm a freelance bum, so i don't work Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:35 PM)-->: damn you! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:36 PM)-->: no i'm not Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:37 PM)-->: you're IMMORTAL HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:40 PM)-->: i can't stand those people Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:19:48 PM)-->: is that why you are in love with me? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:19:56 PM)-->: i never said i was Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:20:02 PM)-->: but i can see it in your eyes... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:20:03 PM)-->: where'd you get that idea HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:20:08 PM)-->: no you can't HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:20:12 PM)-->: you can't see my eyes at all Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:20:17 PM)-->: OH, SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:20:23 PM)-->: AFTER I SLEPT WITH YOU AND MOTHERED YOUR CHILDREN? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:20:43 PM)-->: yes, well, um HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:20:48 PM)-->: i don't remember any of that Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:02 PM)-->: oh ... of course you don't ... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:21:14 PM)-->: because it never happened HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:21:33 PM)-->: i don't care that no one loves me Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:37 PM)-->: ::looks away:: if that's what you choose to believe HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:21:41 PM)-->: because i can't tell others what to think Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:45 PM)-->: i do Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:47 PM)-->: all the time HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:21:49 PM)-->: if they have a problem with me Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:50 PM)-->: LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:21:53 PM)-->: that's their problem Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:21:56 PM)-->: LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:22:01 PM)-->: ummm Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:22:03 PM)-->: LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:22:11 PM)-->: no one tells me what to think either Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:22:18 PM)-->: well fuck it then. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:22:34 PM)-->: well HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:22:41 PM)-->: if you wish to put it that way... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:18 PM)-->: if i wish to put it that way then i should go stick my balls in a blender Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:39 PM)-->: WOULDN'T THAT BE TRAGIC. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:23:39 PM)-->: * leaves that comment alone * Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:41 PM)-->: BUT WHO CARES Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:43 PM)-->: WHO CARES ABOUT ME!!! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:49 PM)-->: WHAT ABOUT MY BALLS?? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:23:56 PM)-->: IT'S ALWAYS YOUR BALLS! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:23:58 PM)-->: i wasn't aware that chicks had balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:24:00 PM)-->: WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:24:03 PM)-->: I'VE GOT BALLS TOO! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:24:06 PM)-->: AND THEY FEEL NEGLECTED... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:24:11 PM)-->: ::pets balls:: it's ok, boys.. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:24:12 PM)-->: well HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:24:18 PM)-->: umm HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:24:23 PM)-->: that's nice HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:24:25 PM)-->: thanks for sharing Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:24:59 PM)-->: wait there's more Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:04 PM)-->: my balls have something they want to tell you. Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:12 PM)-->: c'mon guys, don't be scared now! you can do it! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:25:15 PM)-->: * puts earplugs in * Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:19 PM)-->: ::flap flap flap:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:27 PM)-->: that noise was the noise of my balls flapping Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:34 PM)-->: that's the only way they know to communicate Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:38 PM)-->: but what i think they said Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:38 PM)-->: is Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:25:41 PM)-->: "flap flap flap" HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:25:50 PM)-->: hmm HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:25:54 PM)-->: that's what it sounded like to me HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:26:05 PM)-->: a translation would be helpful Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:26:20 PM)-->: sigh ... let me get my ball-to-english dictionary HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:26:45 PM)-->: ... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:26:59 PM)-->: "flap flap flap" means, roughly, "we're going to attack and eat you when you're sleeping" HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:14 PM)-->: yes well HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:18 PM)-->: that's lovely Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:27:23 PM)-->: "using nothing but the stretchy, hairy, stinky skin on our backs:: HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:23 PM)-->: what if i never sleep? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:27:24 PM)-->: " Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:27:33 PM)-->: then you'll die anyway and the prophecy will be fulfilled. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:45 PM)-->: yes, well, umm HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:52 PM)-->: how interesting HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:27:59 PM)-->: me thinks, however Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:05 PM)-->: as the moon reaches its height on the 12th of the 39th month HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:28:07 PM)-->: that your balls are false prophets Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:12 PM)-->: a lone tree in the meadow of doom Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:15 PM)-->: shall flower and bloom Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:17 PM)-->: WHAT Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:32 PM)-->: DARE YOU UTTER DISPARAGING COMMENTS ABOUT THE BALLS? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:28:41 PM)-->: THE BALLS HAVE BORNE US ALL FROM THEIR WOMBS... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:28:47 PM)-->: i'll say it as i see it HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:29:05 PM)-->: your balls are lying Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:29:10 PM)-->: AND YOU STAND THERE, LIKE A ROCKET MADE OF TITANIUM, AND SPEAK ILL AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE MADE YOU THE FREELANCE BUM YOU ARE TODAY HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:29:12 PM)-->: (probably in your lap) Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:29:26 PM)-->: my balls float in their own anti-gravity chamber. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:29:37 PM)-->: lottery balls? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:29:47 PM)-->: 22!! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:29:53 PM)-->: that's a whole different dictionary Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:29:54 PM)-->: 56! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:01 PM)-->: lesse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:30:02 PM)-->: WHOOOOO'S TONIGHT'S LUCKY WINNER?! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:05 PM)-->: flap flap flap HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:21 PM)-->: 8....23....34.....39....45 HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:28 PM)-->: powerball 21 Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:30:33 PM)-->: holy shit!! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:30:40 PM)-->: that's the number the demons marked me with when i was born! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:46 PM)-->: hey wadda ya know... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:30:47 PM)-->: i lost!!!!! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:31:14 PM)-->: well i guess you better bend down and kiss the balls then. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:31:23 PM)-->: nah Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:31:28 PM)-->: they're sweating for you.. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:31:28 PM)-->: i don't kiss no one's balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:31:38 PM)-->: that's not what your mom said Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:31:49 PM)-->: but that's because i didn't bring the subject up with her HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:31:53 PM)-->: i don't know what my mom has said Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:31:54 PM)-->: cuz that would just be wrong HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:31:59 PM)-->: i havn't seen her for months now Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:00 PM)-->: and i have more manners than that Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:04 PM)-->: she could be dead for all you know! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:32:06 PM)-->: yeah Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:11 PM)-->: DEADEADEAD Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:14 PM)-->: CHOKED ON HER OWN BALLS.. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:32:16 PM)-->: and like anything being wrong has stopped you in the past Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:18 PM)-->: just like the rest of us.. Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:27 PM)-->: wrong, wr wrong wrong wrong Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:33 PM)-->: ...thong Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:35 PM)-->: ... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:32:36 PM)-->: that's why i don't kiss them HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:32:39 PM)-->: i don't wanna choke Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:50 PM)-->: they only choke you when you guzzle them Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:32:56 PM)-->: which i don't believe i mentioned HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:32:57 PM)-->: and i'm sure my mother is doing fine and well HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:33:06 PM)-->: otherwise, i would have been told Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:33:10 PM)-->: ::looks at tied up women in closet:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:33:11 PM)-->: yeah, she's good. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:33:36 PM)-->: not if she's with you HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:33:43 PM)-->: having to gurgle your balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:34:06 PM)-->: the hamgurgler Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:34:09 PM)-->: ballgurgler Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:34:28 PM)-->: my balls are grade-A meat though HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:34:39 PM)-->: yeah HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:34:45 PM)-->: sure they are HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:34:49 PM)-->: from what institution? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:34:52 PM)-->: BRANDED AND WRAPPED FOR YOUR PLEASURE HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:02 PM)-->: yes Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:03 PM)-->: INSTITUTION?! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:05 PM)-->: well um HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:11 PM)-->: i could never love a woman with balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:13 PM)-->: i do not subject my pretties to such torture Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:17 PM)-->: i could never love a man without balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:22 PM)-->: so i guess we're even HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:34 PM)-->: yes, well, um Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:38 PM)-->: um INDEED! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:40 PM)-->: i'm too modest to bring up my balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:43 PM)-->: um um um! more balls please! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:35:49 PM)-->: ummmmmy! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:50 PM)-->: they're as big as my ego HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:35:55 PM)-->: and my ego needs it's own apartment Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:17 PM)-->: wow, maybe you should like... see a doctor or something Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:36 PM)-->: lucky for you HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:36:36 PM)-->: i was about to say the same to you Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:37 PM)-->: I'M A DOCTOR Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:42 PM)-->: I'M THE DOCTOR OF LUUUUUUUUV HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:36:45 PM)-->: women with balls just doesn't sound right Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:47 PM)-->: COME INTO THE BACK OF MY TRUCK! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:36:50 PM)-->: I MEAN ... MY OFFICE HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:36:54 PM)-->: well Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:04 PM)-->: hold on, i can't find my scalpel HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:37:08 PM)-->: my insurance doesn't cover those kinds of visits Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:10 PM)-->: ::reaches up ass:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:12 PM)-->: AHH THERE SHE IS! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:18 PM)-->: as sharp as ever! hehehehe Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:26 PM)-->: are you hungry perchance HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:37:35 PM)-->: nope HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:37:38 PM)-->: just ate HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:37:42 PM)-->: like i said Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:48 PM)-->: well you will be once you behold the wonders of me arse HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:37:51 PM)-->: my insurance doesn't cover visits to the luv doctor Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:54 PM)-->: but this visit isn't about me arse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:37:56 PM)-->: it's about your balls Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:38:00 PM)-->: because Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:38:01 PM)-->: as we all know HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:38:03 PM)-->: the blunders of your arse?? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:38:06 PM)-->: IT'S ALLLLWAYS ABOUT YOUR BALLS Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:38:12 PM)-->: no, the plunders of me arse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:38:24 PM)-->: do you wear unders on your arse? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:38:45 PM)-->: why arse you asking me these questions? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:39:07 PM)-->: ahhh it's all just a f-arse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:39:16 PM)-->: i wanna be an arstronaut when i growu p HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:39:31 PM)-->: a tongue in cheek comment... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:39:51 PM)-->: tongue in arsecheek? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:40:05 PM)-->: an arse is an arse, of carse, of carse. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:40:11 PM)-->: arse nova Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:40:19 PM)-->: arse cream cone HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:40:48 PM)-->: these really arse terrible Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:04 PM)-->: yes, they ....... arse ......... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:06 PM)-->: damn i'm out HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:41:07 PM)-->: arse you finished? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:11 PM)-->: NARSE HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:41:25 PM)-->: haha Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:27 PM)-->: look at that xarse HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:41:27 PM)-->: i arse the winner Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:38 PM)-->: man i would love to grarse that plutarse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:41:50 PM)-->: my barse is all in a fwarse because of that betarse Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:13 PM)-->: ok i'm making these up. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:42:17 PM)-->: do you sell used carses? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:18 PM)-->: i'm sorry to burst your bubble HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:42:31 PM)-->: nah HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:42:36 PM)-->: i still won that one Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:37 PM)-->: ummm........ darse .... tarse .... ..... varse ... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:44 PM)-->: i shall read you a varse HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:42:45 PM)-->: you can't beat me at my own game Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:46 PM)-->: forget it Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:50 PM)-->: I ALREADY BEAT YOU Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:42:53 PM)-->: with my plutarse one HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:43:04 PM)-->: no you didn't Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:43:04 PM)-->: you just CAN'T ADMIT THAT I AM YOUR SUPERIOR HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:43:11 PM)-->: what the fuck is a plutarse? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:43:26 PM)-->: see?! you don't even KNOW WHAT IT IS! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:43:27 PM)-->: PSSHH Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:43:35 PM)-->: WHY DO I BOTHER WITH SUCH FOOLISH MORTALS. HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:43:46 PM)-->: i don't know Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:43:58 PM)-->: it's because my balls are attached to your head Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:00 PM)-->: by velcro HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:44:02 PM)-->: to give your life worth? Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:07 PM)-->: ......... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:10 PM)-->: that too Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:13 PM)-->: ::muffles laughter:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:18 PM)-->: ::realizes she isn't laughing to begin with:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:24 PM)-->: ::cries because her life is pointlesS:: Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:28 PM)-->: ::kills herself:: HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:44:32 PM)-->: * kicks the balls away * Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:42 PM)-->: .. Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:44:46 PM)-->: are... are you trying to cyber with me? HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:44:58 PM)-->: no Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:02 PM)-->: i'm not that kind of girl... HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:45:05 PM)-->: i'm removing your balls from my head Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:10 PM)-->: OOOH Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:11 PM)-->: YES HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:45:12 PM)-->: and i'm not that kind of guy Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:12 PM)-->: HARDER!!!! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:25 PM)-->: AAHHHH REMOVE THEM MORE MORE MORE HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:45:27 PM)-->: (but then again, i don't really know what kind of girl you are...) Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:35 PM)-->: ooh i can feel my balls being removed sooo hard and soooo fast ... Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:49 PM)-->: but i have to hold in my ecstatic moans because my dad is just down the hall HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:45:51 PM)-->: * shoves the balls in terra's mouth and walks out * Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:52 PM)-->: with a shotgun! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:53 PM)-->: OH YES Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:45:56 PM)-->: OHOHOH Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:46:00 PM)-->: MURFLLEALMSDF! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:46:02 PM)-->: BARGLELS!! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:46:13 PM)-->: I GARLOROE BLE GALEILS! Terra Catacombe<!-- (2:46:21 PM)-->: HWAIT! HimuraKnshn<!-- (2:46:21 PM)-->: * is still walking out * HimuraKnshn signed off at 2:46:24 PM. |