| e.r.i.n. Tuesday, 4/3/01, 5:29 PM julie... i miss you... i miss all the nude twister games and the pony rides in the park... i must see you again or my heart will crumble from the .. uh... sheer crumblenosity of it. yeah. no really, we need to get in "touch" (wink, wink) again!! Who do you want to own your soul? : julie plemons Julie Tuesday, 4/3/01, 2:01 PM I saw this bumper sticker yesterday that said "my other car is a big dick want a ride?" I thought of Erin. ::sniff:: ahhh the memories ERIN MCFERRIN Monday, 4/2/01, 6:49 PM i'll trade you one chlamydia for two gonorrheas!! chase Monday, 4/2/01, 6:38 PM ok erin, you caught me....<sigh> i have almost every STD except chlamydia<sp?>....im sorry i lied to y'all, even though NO ONE HAS BEEN TO OUR SITE IN A WHILE! DIE ALL OF YOU, DIE!.....THIS thing sucks, whenever i delete a letter, it goes back a page....grrrr Who do you want to own your soul? : my STDs! erin.... Saturday, 3/31/01, 8:11 PM what? you have 0 STDs? YEAH RIGHT, CHASE! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU'LL SLEEP WITH ANYTHING THAT ... WELL, WITH PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING! Except me, of course............ no... i'm not bitter.... i've managed to get STDs in OTHER PLACES! I DON'T NEED YOU, CHASE!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIE <3 chase Saturday, 3/31/01, 8:45 AM i was thinking...we should hold a contest to see who can get the most STDs by the end of high school...WOOHOO SO FAR IM TIED WITH EVERYONE FOR 0! YAYAY IM WINNING......dammit Sunday, 3/25/01, 11:23 AM HAPPINESS IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT Julie Thursday, 3/22/01, 1:07 PM I was like score! Who do you want to own your soul? : andy griffith CHASE!! Wednesday, 3/21/01, 7:49 PM YES! KRISTIN, WHEN WE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT...I MEAN IM SITE VIEWER NUMBER 400!!!!!! WOOHOOO!!! ERIN AND I ROCK KRISTIN Wednesday, 3/21/01, 7:39 PM Have I told you lately that i love you? Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : ERIN ALREADY DOES! <3 Friday, 3/16/01, 10:24 PM i love erin EVERYONE Friday, 3/16/01, 10:21 PM CHASE IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE, BABY! WE ALL WANT A PIECE OF THAT HOT STUD... HIS PONY IS THE SIZE OF CANADA I TELL YOU! AND IT'S GOT TREES AND STUFF TOO! I WILL SKI DOWN THE SNOWY SLOPES OF CHASE'S MOUNTAINS!!!! OH TO TOUCH HIM... TO FEEL HIS WARM BREATH UPON MY BREASTS! AAHHHH, TIS HEAVEN! Who do you want to own your soul? : CHASE, CHASE CHASE CHASE OOOOH YES CHASE!!!! Friday, 3/16/01, 10:21 PM i lost my virginity to a clown on th street....was i wrong in doing this? Who do you want to own your soul? : that chase dude Ted the Sorrowful Friday, 3/16/01, 9:17 PM My life is truly complete now that I have viewed your wonderfully erotic site. I nearly shot flaming jizz when I read the orgasmically romantic conversations Erin had. Oh, my nipples explode with delight! Hmmm... left at light.... Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : High Priestess Erin Leigh Maresh IX ~*Megan*~ Tuesday, 3/13/01, 8:03 PM Hello, owner, this is your sexual gerbil, former sexual rabbit speaking! I told you I would (eventually) sign your guestbook, so now I am! I am surprised that you have not broadcast anything about pickles! Erin, you must put SOMETHING on your webpage about pickles in ode to me. Alrighty then? So, um, I've gotta go, my uh... Grandmother is on fire... So I'll talk to you later then? :) *love* Bye! Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : Strawberries all the way, man! Mike Monday, 3/12/01, 8:52 PM nice site =) yeah... i signed the guestbook Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : someone with lots of money Luke Monday, 3/12/01, 8:45 PM wow you guys are sincerely screwed up. you are also my new role models :) keep up the good work ;) smiley smiley smiley smiley :): ):) :;0p;kloo9tj q3ti j ~Luke~ Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : james acker. he already does. Saturday, 3/10/01, 9:27 PM LOOK AT THE PRETTY NEW VERSION! GO TO TWISTED ROMANCES Saturday, 3/10/01, 8:51 PM your mom wants my dick Saturday, 3/10/01, 8:49 PM KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS KILL LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS er in Saturday, 3/10/01, 6:38 PM why yes, it is i once again. i have come to save you all from the immense boredom of your pointless suburban existences. oh wait, no, that's someone else; i'm here to waste your time. so hi. welcome. sign me. sign me. sign me. lose me. hate me. smash me. erase me. fuck me fuck me FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME okay, i'm done. anyway, i'm going to go clean my room and cry because i have no friends. BYE!!! <3 :-) :-) :-) Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : poop ERIN Saturday, 3/10/01, 6:27 PM okay, i should clarify that it is not MY friggin' guestbook but OUR friggin' guestbook. i really shouldn't take much credit for it because chase does most of the stuff on the website. all the porn pictures are from his own personal collection. so there you have it. e r i n Saturday, 3/10/01, 6:25 PM i have no life so i'm going to sign my own friggin' guestbook over and over again. erin. Saturday, 3/10/01, 6:23 PM well hey... maybe we should type "britney spears nude" on the front page of our website.... because then it WILL show up in search engines... and we will be that much closer to TAKING OVER THE WORLD Who do you want to own your soul? : my mommy chase Tuesday, 3/6/01, 8:22 PM OK, IF PEOPLE DON'T START COMING TO OUR SITE IM GONNA GO ON A MURDER SPREE...ok, i won't, but still.that's it, im going to advertise this site in search engines and when people type in britney spears nude or pamala anderson nude, this will be the first one that pops up! HAHAHAHA, then they will be tricked and they will see everything we DON'T have to offer and they'll be like"HEY, THIS IS AN AWESOME SITE, WE SHOULD COME BACK OFTEN AND CHECK FOR UPDATES BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LIVES OTHER THAN LOOKING AT PORN ONLINE, BUT BECAUSE CHASE IS THE ANTI CHRIST HE HAS SAVED OUR SOULS AND NOW WE MUST WORSHIP HIM AND HIS FRIEND ERIN BECAUSE THEY ARE THE COOLEST PEOPLE, OR DEMONS EVER!" ok, so i lied about a few things like the no lives and the updates because here at HAPPY SUNSHINE STATION we don't believe in routine updates, just whenever the hell we feel like it...wow, we are some lazy ass people...shit, i have no pants for tomorrow.... Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : i own everyone's soul, so do not fear, BUT I will sell you your soul back for about........50,000,000 dollars....yeah, yeah, yeah, i know that's cheap, but so are you! erin??!?!? Sunday, 3/4/01, 6:23 PM i think it's sad that no one signs this. only like 3 (different) people have. if you guys really loved us like you say you do, you'd sign this, don't you think? maybe chase and i will put suicide notes on this site and pretend like we're dead. THEN WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!! YOU SLIMY @^*((*%()% @!!!!!!!! okay, i'm sorry. i didn't mean it. i love you <3 Web Site: Who do you want to own your soul? : mr. muffin man chasito Sunday, 3/4/01, 8:50 AM WOOOO! IM THE 15TH ENTRY! ok, now that we have SORT OF updated the site, you all may come back and to it everyday and look at it's beauty. As time progresses, you'll cut ties between family and friends, and you will sit at your computer mindlessly for 24 hours a day just looking at our beautiful site. Then, in about 7 years, your mind will be completely drained and we will own you. If you don't like this, well then, I have to say...TOUGH...it's going to happen, so you might as well get used to it. Who would have thought a childish website like this would be used to take over the world...oh well, hope you have fun sitting here forever...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, ouch, my fingers hurt Who do you want to own your soul? : ....leeloo chay Thursday, 3/1/01, 8:44 PM LOOK HOW INSANELY POPULAR WE ARE!...even though that's erin;s quote....OH, SEX TIME! KRISTIN Thursday, 3/1/01, 8:36 PM I love you guys so much. Now go to my site and sign my guestbook, and remember: Fresh Breath is like an Oral handshake!! Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : Erin already does... Wing Thursday, 3/1/01, 8:22 PM Yes, I am one of those loser who looks at Chase's info and click on the the little underlined thingies.......but I came here....and was like WOW!!! oh, btw, Erin, my dead hampster misses you!!! ~Wing~ Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : I dunno...I don't think I have a soul pedro Thursday, 3/1/01, 7:47 PM ok, this is like, los coolest site in da' world. it is da bomb. it should so be on da cover of time magazine as the best site in da world. WOOOO...wow, im fucking creeping myself out.. DEAR GOD NO....oh!, little lobsters!, come here little lobsters>>><runs away after the lobsters> Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sex Evan Wednesday, 2/28/01, 5:28 PM funny ass Who do you want to own your soul? : Erin The Amazing Matt Needles! Saturday, 2/17/01, 9:59 PM Erin, yuo've made the website i would make if i wasn't so damn lazy, and for this, i must kill you and then wear your skin and continue living your life for you, or maybe just say, "hey guys swell site" i like frog humping as much as the next kid but GOLLY, i think the beav wuold blow a gasket if he saw some of that.... anywhos, chase i don't know you, but you're obviously as crazy as or crazier than myself, so all i can say is RESIST THE TYRRANY OF PANTS! E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : in the long run, probably God, in the short run, i'm master of my own destiny raven the psychotic sex maniac Friday, 2/16/01, 7:32 PM hey, erin! you sexy mofo! i miss you, girly girl! whyfore do you not come to see me? well, i have not ruined my love's viriginity in the entire time i've known him! you better be proud of me! and ummmmm go to my site (i've got two, and you've only got room for one: http://www.angelfire.com/goth/fuckme so yay. LOVE YOU!!! raven or katie or the chick with pink hair Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : somebody sexy Jules Friday, 2/9/01, 2:43 PM Hi Erin and Chase. This site is cool, it lets me enjoy Erin's...interesting sense of humor. ERIN IS MY HERO. And reminds me that Chase really is a sicko as well as my bitch. Dangerous7even is like so totally hot who cares if they don't write their own songs. yum yum Who do you want to own your soul? : the highest bidder luke Friday, 2/2/01, 11:31 PM hi erin, im greatly offended by your site... ok im not... maybe you should put something about taking over the world... is chase gonna help? hi chase i dont really know you although erin has told me much... LUKE-UMS Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : hmmm... thats a tough one... ED NORTON... no James Acker already owns it. Angel Thursday, 2/1/01, 6:42 PM I was the 100th person to visit your page!!!!! Sweeeet! Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : Chase chay Tuesday, 1/16/01, 5:06 PM it doesnt seem right, but the counter says we've had 50 people visit....besides the point that like 45 of them are me....dammit Angel Sunday, 1/14/01, 7:39 PM Hey Guys... its Christie... that was so funny.... love ya! Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : Chase... prrrrr Saturday, 1/13/01, 9:31 PM IM so sexy Shannon Saturday, 1/13/01, 9:27 PM Like the site! I must come back soon...yes...must come back, indeed... Nice to finally see a pic of you, Chase, after "all these years"! lol Your friend looks good, too. (make of that what you will) Keep up the work...make me proud...beware of the yellow snow and all that...TTYL!! Luv, Shannon xxxx Web Site: E-mail: Who do you want to own your soul? : I own my own soul, dammit |