| Hello, kiddies! It is I, your host, Lady Lucretia. Below you will find some vital information about moi. Meow! |
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| Name: Lady Lucretia Age: I am as old as the DARKNESS! Favorite bands: Scabby Fetus, Hairy Ball of Bloody Mucus Flesh Death Rainbow Corpse Smelly Throbbing Testicle, and Elton John Favorite position: Hanging upside-down... rawr... Favorite color: Black Hair color: Black Eye color: Black Skin color: Black BLACK!!!! BLACKBLACKBLACKBLACK I AM CONSUMED BY THE ALL-CONSUMING BLACKNESS OF MY BLACK SOUL!!!!! |