Soon after being released, Chase found that selling dreidls to underaged kids was not an effective way of raising money for a tank, so he took to making what people like to call... "adult films". He starred in the cult classic "Bananas the Gorilla's Night Out" and the disappointing sequel, "Monkey2Monkey A-peel". After these, he made his own series of pornos, the four-video set entitled "Dr. Martini's Guide to Screwing Like a Baboon", in which Chase took the part of Dr. Martini. These truly were revolutionary films. They started the idea of filming live-action pornos in which the lead character runs around actual schoolyards raping little boys and girls and goats. However, they did miserably in the box-office, and once again, Chase was left poor and alone. It was at this fateful moment in Chase's life that he received a phone call from his good friend Erin Maresh. She proposed the idea of him being the co-star in her show-in-progress, Happy Sunshine Station. Without hesitation, Chase creamed all over himself and said "YES! OH YES YES YES YES!!!", after which Erin promptly hung up. Chase was living in a dreamworld. On Happy Sunshine Station, he played the friendly old conductor Mr. Huggles, on whose lap many-a child sat during the show's six-year run. It was also during this time that Chase took up crocheting and started his own clothing line, "Crotch-ayed 4 U". Many stars, including Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Robert Smith, Erin Maresh, Brian Cadle, and Britney Spears have been seen sporting Chase's wildly popular clothing. On a darker note, Chase was falling back into his drug and alcohol habits. His actions were becoming more and more unpredictable. He was often found on the set completely pantsless, which was nothing new to the set of Happy Sunshine Station. What WAS new, however, was the vagina he had surgically implanted. This disturbed the cast, as he was prone to steal Erin's frogs and do strange things with them when she wasn't looking. Chase was fired in the summer of 1984. He spent a few months in Arlington, Texas, impregnating young wives with his demon offspring, which grew up like any children would, until they reached adolescence and wreaked havoc upon their fellow students in Martin High School. But that's a completely different story. Shortly after what became known as the Texas Sex Spree, Chase was once again entered into rehab for his addiction to gas-huffing, where he endured a much shorter stint of two years. Upon exiting the now-familiar National Drug Rehab Center, Chase vowed to spend the rest of his life serving his fellow man, or as the case would be, his fellow Jewish goatboy. He quickly joined Boy Scout Troop 3501, where he felt constantly alienated due to the fact that he was too scared to camp out in the woods, especially when it got especially dark and scary. Consequently, the troop kicked him out after he had received only 5 merit badges. |
![]() |
Chase being arrested for drug use on the set of HSS. |