Commentary: OK, I was told by a certain good friend <cough cough, K. Dunnett> to screw with this guy's mind because he was being an ass.  Well, of course I couldn't pass up an offer to mess with someone's mind....wow it was fun, but some of you may not understand....anyways, here's my sad attempt. Also keep in mind i must have been smoking something when this occured... I am vibramaphone...
vibramaphone5: hey
> RomeoAMontague: sup
> vibramaphone5: nothin
> vibramaphone5: u
> RomeoAMontague: this courtney?
> vibramaphone5: not quite
> RomeoAMontague: who then?
> vibramaphone5: i wont tell
> vibramaphone5: but i know you
> RomeoAMontague: hmmm i dunno
> vibramaphone5: maybe you're just a retard, like i've
> heard
> RomeoAMontague: nah
> vibramaphone5: hmmm, sounds to me...well, nm
> RomeoAMontague: hmm well give me a hint
> vibramaphone5: as to who i am
> vibramaphone5: ?
> RomeoAMontague: yes it would be nice
> vibramaphone5: nah, not possible
> vibramaphone5: i prefer to go nameless
> vibramaphone5: call me...satan
> RomeoAMontague: this must be a female then
> vibramaphone5: nah
> vibramaphone5: not quite
> vibramaphone5: ok
> RomeoAMontague: or a lesser version of it
> vibramaphone5: maybe i am woman
> vibramaphone5: so what
> vibramaphone5: youmust be a man
> RomeoAMontague: ok ... satan where do i know you from?
> RomeoAMontague: ya big tall and stupid get over it
> vibramaphone5: well, i'm in your histrory class
> vibramaphone5: i am not stupid
> vibramaphone5: dammit
> vibramaphone5: i mispelled history
> RomeoAMontague: ok that helps
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: do you like lesbians?
> RomeoAMontague: no sorry i prefer someone bysexual at the
> most
> RomeoAMontague: excuse me bisexual
> vibramaphone5: ok, well, im not a lesbo
> vibramaphone5: do youlike squirrel sex?
> RomeoAMontague: no sorry
> RomeoAMontague: where do you sit in history?
> vibramaphone5: oh, you think i'm that stupid to tell you
> where i sit
> vibramaphone5: HA
> RomeoAMontague: ok where dont you sit?
> vibramaphone5: well, i like squirrel sex, they're
> so...furry, and theylike to naw on...things
> vibramaphone5: im sitting here
> vibramaphone5: in hell
> vibramaphone5: because im satan
> vibramaphone5: and i liek squirrel sex
> vibramaphone5: and i know you're name is Dru
> RomeoAMontague: amusing satan toying with a mere mortal
> for
> the hell of it
> vibramaphone5: yeah
> vibramaphone5: entertain me...mmm. dance dru, dance
> RomeoAMontague: well im more than a mortal im a comic
> book
> artist were a breed all our own
> vibramaphone5: ok...you're not enthusiastic about this
> vibramaphone5: comic book artist....
> vibramaphone5: hmmm
> vibramaphone5: well
> vibramaphone5: comic books can be sexy
> vibramaphone5: in a...comic..book...sorta...way
> vibramaphone5: <that's just wrong>
> vibramaphone5: ok, i'll tell you who i am later
> vibramaphone5: i promise
> RomeoAMontague: jackie
> vibramaphone5: nope
> vibramaphone5: she's a lesbian
> vibramaphone5: what about buddhists?
> vibramaphone5: like them?
> vibramaphone5: i think they're really sexy
> RomeoAMontague: hmm i met one and got to train with him
> vibramaphone5: sweet
> vibramaphone5: ...what...kind...of...training...
> vibramaphone5: HEY, you should read my profile
> RomeoAMontague: martial arts i know 4 styles
> RomeoAMontague: i did
> vibramaphone5: wow, martial arts
> vibramaphone5: that could be fun
> vibramaphone5: i prefer chickens fighting with chopsticks
> vibramaphone5: or alligators with chainsaws
> vibramaphone5: but how would they hold the chainsaw?
> vibramaphone5: i feel ignored
> RomeoAMontague: yes i have a very large collection of
> weapons at my house. if you come by i would like to
> demonstrate on you err at you err for you yeah thaTS IT
> vibramaphone5: me....come to your house?
> vibramaphone5: HA
> vibramaphone5: that's funny
> vibramaphone5: it's probably diseased
> vibramaphone5: hey, i have herpies
> RomeoAMontague: wow
> RomeoAMontague: good for you your not ashamed
> RomeoAMontague: like you should be of your face
> vibramaphone5: so you shouldnt rape me
> vibramaphone5: OOOH
> vibramaphone5: what i diss
> vibramaphone5: i think i shoudl go cry
> vibramaphone5: but my tearducts or clogged
> RomeoAMontague: ok
> vibramaphone5: let's be friends
> RomeoAMontague: marc?
> vibramaphone5: nah
> vibramaphone5: HEY
> vibramaphone5: do you think that supreme court lady is
> sexy? i mean the secretary of state
> vibramaphone5: she's hot
> RomeoAMontague: ya this is marc
> vibramaphone5: no
> vibramaphone5: no, thisisn't marc
> vibramaphone5: but marc is gay
> RomeoAMontague: spanky>?
> vibramaphone5: i saw him...with...people........OHMY EYES
> BURNED FOR WEEKS
> vibramaphone5: spanky?
> RomeoAMontague: spencer
> vibramaphone5: i told you i will not tell you who i am
> vibramaphone5: until later
> RomeoAMontague: ok leave me alone ms grant
> vibramaphone5: AH
> vibramaphone5: EWWW
> vibramaphone5: SHE'S ALLL...UGLY
> vibramaphone5: with...uglyness
> vibramaphone5: hey, did you knwo romeo was gay?
> RomeoAMontague: umm no
> vibramaphone5: well he is
> RomeoAMontague: he wasn't
> vibramaphone5: well
> vibramaphone5: that's what he WANTED you to think
> RomeoAMontague: romeo is a fictional character
> vibramaphone5: but he really like mercutio
> vibramaphone5: yeah
> vibramaphone5: that
> vibramaphone5: 's true
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: let's all celebrating by sacrificing goats
> to our gods
> vibramaphone5: wait, you arent buddhist
> vibramaphone5: HERETIC!
> vibramaphone5: celebrating should be celebrate
> vibramaphone5: damn
> RomeoAMontague: umm no im native american i dont scrifice
> i
> pray to my gods
> vibramaphone5: well, you could if you really loved me
> vibramaphone5: ok, im kidding
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: :'(
> vibramaphone5: i dont need you
> vibramaphone5: i have kitty cats
> vibramaphone5: and billy goats
> RomeoAMontague: lol sign of lonelyness
> vibramaphone5: well arent we just the smart one
> vibramaphone5: hey, if you mated a billy goat and kitty
> cat, would you have  a billy cat or kitty goat?
> RomeoAMontague: kitty goat
> vibramaphone5: hell yeah
> vibramaphone5: what if it were deformed?
> RomeoAMontague: i dunno
> vibramaphone5: GOD, AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART
> vibramaphone5: this is an outrage
> vibramaphone5: your parents are probably ashamed
> RomeoAMontague: yup
> vibramaphone5: i have no parents
> vibramaphone5: cuz im satan
> RomeoAMontague: ok
> vibramaphone5: i know what you're thinking
> RomeoAMontague: what then
> vibramaphone5: you wanna know who the fuck is messing
> with
> your mind
> RomeoAMontague: nope i dont really care satan is amusing
> vibramaphone5: IT'S CALLED A COMMA...USE IT
> vibramaphone5: see, commas break apart setences.
> vibramaphone5: iw ish i were russian
> vibramaphone5: hey, doy ou do drugs?
> RomeoAMontague: yes
> RomeoAMontague: im a bad child i know
> vibramaphone5: sweet!
> vibramaphone5: ill see you in hell then!
> vibramaphone5: man, i cant wait tyo own your soul
> vibramaphone5: well
> vibramaphone5: i wonder who in our history class is not a
> virgin
> RomeoAMontague: umm elyse me jackie couple others
> vibramaphone5: like who
> RomeoAMontague: thats all ui know heheh
> RomeoAMontague: j/k im just assuming
> vibramaphone5: OOOOH
> vibramaphone5: assumption is the root of all screw up
> RomeoAMontague: yup
> RomeoAMontague: ok satan are you female or male?
> vibramaphone5: im one of those...hermaphrodites
> RomeoAMontague: ewww asexual bastard
> vibramaphone5: well, you like comic books
> vibramaphone5: IS IT A CRIME?
> RomeoAMontague: yeah
> vibramaphone5: see, I told you I know you were wondering
> who the fuck i am
> vibramaphone5: ok
> vibramaphone5: i will
> vibramaphone5: tell you
> vibramaphone5: who
> vibramaphone5: i
> vibramaphone5: am
> RomeoAMontague: your gonna tell me
> vibramaphone5: ...........eventually
> vibramaphone5: WAS THAT A THREAT
> vibramaphone5: hell no
> RomeoAMontague: why not
> vibramaphone5: i am not your damn dog thatwill perform on
> your comand
> vibramaphone5: command*
> vibramaphone5: i will NOT tell you who i am
> vibramaphone5: yet
> vibramaphone5: it's just, im not ready yet
> vibramaphone5: im so afraid
> RomeoAMontague: you are a dog understand sit up and roll
> over
> vibramaphone5: <pees on your lug>
> vibramaphone5: leg*
> RomeoAMontague: eww
> vibramaphone5: yeah
> vibramaphone5: you treat me like a dog, i'll act like a
> dog, now go get the damn mop and bucket while i chase my
> tail for hours and then shit on your rug
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: youthink that's funny? wait until you see
> what i left for you in your shoe
> RomeoAMontague: rofl
> vibramaphone5: ....
> vibramaphone5: wow
> vibramaphone5: i underestimated you
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: your knowledge of grammar amazes me
> RomeoAMontague: yes i know
> vibramaphone5: i wish i were as smart as dru
> RomeoAMontague: everyone does
> vibramaphone5: i like cheese
> vibramaphone5: nah, i dont wanna be like dru, he has
> diseases
> RomeoAMontague: really i like pussy your point being?
> vibramaphone5: pussy..cats?
> RomeoAMontague: no pussy
> vibramaphone5: they're diseased too
> vibramaphone5: no pussy?
> vibramaphone5: you mean you don't like pussy?
> vibramaphone5: so you're gay?
> vibramaphone5: I KNEW IT
> vibramaphone5: hahaha
> RomeoAMontague: i love pussy
> vibramaphone5: you just said you were opposed to it
> RomeoAMontague: no i sed no i like pussy pussy not pussy
> cats
> vibramaphone5: oooooh, see, the lesson we have learned
> here
> is that we use COOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA
AAA (EX:
> ,)  TO SEPERATE WORDS
> RomeoAMontague: nope sorry
> vibramaphone5: AHHHH
> vibramaphone5: well,i guess i dont wanna be like dru
> vibramaphone5: i thought you were cool
> vibramaphone5: im pregnant with your baby
> RomeoAMontague: hmm i dunno
> vibramaphone5: if that gives you a clue
> vibramaphone5: yes, im pregnant dru
> RomeoAMontague: hmm i dunno who are you did i fuck you?
> vibramaphone5: yeah, i believe so
> vibramaphone5: wait, wrong IM window
> vibramaphone5: ok, im not pregnant
> vibramaphone5: and i dont have a uterus
> RomeoAMontague: your weurd
> vibramaphone5: thats what your mom said when she saw you
> for the first time
> vibramaphone5: but she stillloves you
> vibramaphone5: I, however, dont love you
> vibramaphone5: let's go draw comic books!
> RomeoAMontague: oh yeah
> vibramaphone5: thats just dirty
> vibramaphone5: filthy, dirty
> vibramaphone5: nasty
> vibramaphone5: it made me squirm
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: ilike cows
> vibramaphone5: MOOOOOOO
> vibramaphone5: cow tipping!
> RomeoAMontague: weirdo
> vibramaphone5: ok
> vibramaphone5: ill tell you who i am now
> RomeoAMontague: ok
> vibramaphone5: ready
> vibramaphone5: cuz  i know i am
> RomeoAMontague: ok who is this?
> vibramaphone5: I KNOW YOU WHO ARE!
> RomeoAMontague: really
> vibramaphone5: YEAH
> vibramaphone5: but
> vibramaphone5: DAMMIT
> vibramaphone5: my herpies are inflammed
> vibramaphone5: I REALLY HAVE HERPIES
> vibramaphone5: i swear to god
> RomeoAMontague: lol
> vibramaphone5: you thank it;s funny that i have a disease
> vibramaphone5: hey
> RomeoAMontague: yup
> vibramaphone5: guess what
> RomeoAMontague: who is this
> RomeoAMontague: what>?
> vibramaphone5: god, didnt i tell you NOT TO BE DEMANDING
> vibramaphone5: IM NOT YOUR DOG
> vibramaphone5: UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO PEE ON YOU AGAIN
> RomeoAMontague: yes you are damn it roll over!!!
> vibramaphone5: no, eeewww
> vibramaphone5: god
> RomeoAMontague: beg for it
> RomeoAMontague: your doggy bone
> vibramaphone5: fine, two can play at that game <shits on
> your carpet and runs out the doggy door>
> vibramaphone5: HA
> vibramaphone5: bastard
> RomeoAMontague: hits you on the nose with a newspaper and
> rubs your nose in it
> vibramaphone5: you forget that i already RAN OUT THE DOOR
> DUMBASS
> vibramaphone5: bits your crotch
> vibramaphone5: bites*
> RomeoAMontague: damn it i never let bitches bite my cock
> vibramaphone5: liek you could get a girl
> vibramaphone5: you know, liars go to hell
> RomeoAMontague: ha ok shows how much you know
> vibramaphone5: and i own hell
> vibramaphone5: so I OWN YOUR SOUL
> vibramaphone5: how does that show how much i know?
> RomeoAMontague: brb
> vibramaphone5: dun dun dun
> vibramaphone5: ...rude bastard
> RomeoAMontague: ok back bitch
> RomeoAMontague: who is this damn it tell me!!!!!!!!!!
> vibramaphone5: I AM NOT A BITCH
> vibramaphone5: I KNEW IT
> vibramaphone5: I CAN READ YOUR MIND
> vibramaphone5: do you really wanna know?
> RomeoAMontague: ya it would be nice.
> vibramaphone5: you know, bringing porn to school is wrong
> RomeoAMontague: ok?
> RomeoAMontague: jackie?
> RomeoAMontague: :-! (it's the smiley with the foot in
> it's
> mouth)
> vibramaphone5: I AM NOT JACKIE FOR THE
> 98437598034789031476513979TIME
> vibramaphone5: eeewwww
> RomeoAMontague: ok who is this?
> vibramaphone5: your feet stink of dog shit
> RomeoAMontague: damn it <runs into the back yard and
> kicks
> the bitch with it>
> vibramaphone5: <runs into the house because youleft the
> back door open>
> vibramaphone5: haha, missed dammit
> RomeoAMontague: <whips out the chew toy>
> vibramaphone5: .......that was wrong
> vibramaphone5: i dont have teeth
> vibramaphone5: <runs out the front door and runs away>
> vibramaphone5: haha, dumbass
> vibramaphone5: now who's laughing
> vibramaphone5: ill tell you who i am
> vibramaphone5: i promise this time
> vibramaphone5: i will tell
> RomeoAMontague: ok tell me
> vibramaphone5: promise you wont get mad
> RomeoAMontague: nope
> vibramaphone5: you promise
> vibramaphone5: ?
> RomeoAMontague: promise
> vibramaphone5: this is........
> vibramaphone5: OOPS, time to go
> vibramaphone5: talk to you later