| TRUE LOVE...at it's weakest... |
| E0733: Hi, I like squirrels a whole lot. NAK50: Hi E0733: Don't you like squirrels? NAK50: I love squirrels E0733: My favorite kind of peanut butter is Skippy. E0733: It's so creamy and delicious NAK50: I hate skippy E0733: But..... how can you say that??! NAK50: Because I hate Skippy E0733: Skippy is the name of my dog... NAK50: I thought you were referring to Skippy peanut butter E0733: Well, sometimes I spread my dog on bread and eat it. NAK50: Ahh, I see. E0733: Am I making you at all horny? NAK50: No. E0733: DANG IT! NAK50: Ineed E0733: Well, what's your sign? NAK50: Well, what's yours? E0733: Stop. E0733: Haha, get it? NAK50: No. E0733: That was from one of those Zima commercials E0733: Stop... Stop sign... E0733: Ha... ha... ha................ NAK50: Ha. E0733: Man, that's a real knee-slapper. NAK50: Yeah it is. E0733: You know, your brother is making me talk to you E0733: But now, I think I love you NAK50: Well, I think I love you too. E0733: Shall we elope? NAK50: We shall. E0733: Okay, I'll be over in 5 minutes NAK50: Ok E0733: Will you be wearing that thing I like? NAK50: Which one? E0733: You know... the pink frilly one... NAK50: Oh yeah, the one with or without tassels? E0733: WITH!!! NAK50: OK! E0733: May I write you e-mails everyday? NAK50: Of course. E0733: May I call you Powder Puff? NAK50: Anytime my little sugar plum E0733: You're gonna call me tomorrow? NAK50: I lost your number, you wanna give it to me again? E0733: 483 ****(CHANGED TO KEEP FREAKS AWAY) NAK50: area code? E0733: 666 NAK50: o really? E0733: Yep, isn't that weird? NAK50: i suppose E0733: Will you really call me? NAK50: Of course. NAK50: If this is the right number E0733: Hey, what's your name? NAK50: Adam NAK50: his little bro NAK50: naw E0733: Your name is "Adam his little bro naw"? NAK50: its adam E0733: What's your favorite scary movie? NAK50: I like all movies, I don't have a favorite E0733: Did you like that one movie I was in? NAK50: The porn one? E0733: Which other one is there? NAK50: Don't know E0733: You suck ballz NAK50: You do too E0733: Only yours NAK50: Oh why thank you E0733: Well you didn't seem to like it when I did it... you fell asleep, remember? NAK50: no that was you, REMEMBER?! NAK50: i had to slap your ass to wake you up NAK50: remember? E0733: What are you talking about??? E0733: I never fall asleep! E0733: YOU BASTARD! YOU MUST HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME! NAK50: O darn, you found me out E0733: It's alright, I don't really mind NAK50: o ok NAK50: Well I'm a liar as well as a bastard NAK50: my name isn't adam NAK50: its lauren E0733: I know... NAK50: o good NAK50: what a load off my shoulders E0733: We can have sex anyway though, right? NAK50: o yeah sure E0733: PHEW! NAK50: yeah NAK50: gtg E0733: NOOO! |