| Erin's Pimp Daddy |
| INTRODUCTION: Sigh.... get your hankies, girls... This is a story of love, passion, and lies... Ok, actually it's just a conversation I had with a horny guy last night at 4 AM. BUT! I am sharing it with you because I think you might enjoy it for it's comical value! Note: I really don't cyber... honest! I don't! SHUT UP, I DO NOT! THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO! LEAVE ME ALONE.... I WAS DRUNK, OKAY?! Now that we have that out of the way, let us proceed to the story. Oh, and one final note: I met this guy in a room entitled "Older Women." Don't ask. |
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