| Shenequa in Heat |
| This isnt quite a love story....this isnt really a story of anything...it's me wondering what the fuck: 1) am I smoking; 2) am I drinking; 3) am I doing period! Just overlook the obvious and sit back and tryto laugh at this...somewhat funny tale of SHENEQUA WILLIAMS, LESBIAN LOVER! BTW, he IMed ME while i was trying to hit on and mess with real lesbians. |
| Ogre Hater 516: hi chaychay5: word up sista Ogre Hater 516: what r u wearing chaychay5: ...clothes Ogre Hater 516: lkike chaychay5: a potato sack chaychay5: YOU? Ogre Hater 516: pics chaychay5: ...well chaychay5: i could Ogre Hater 516: naked chaychay5: im a lesbian Ogre Hater 516: sweet chaychay5: sometimes chaychay5: BUT chaychay5: yeah chaychay5: A.S. chaychay5: L Ogre Hater 516: naked pics chaychay5: ASL chaychay5: ASL chaychay5: ASL chaychay5: ASL chaychay5: no Ogre Hater 516: 19m i am horny chaychay5: ... chaychay5: whoa there cowboy Ogre Hater 516: no body chaychay5: are you a stallion Ogre Hater 516: u have a mc chaychay5: no chaychay5: NO NO NO chaychay5: what does s2r mean Ogre Hater 516: bra size chaychay5: i dont wear bras chaychay5: I FLY FREE chaychay5: besides chaychay5: im 77! chaychay5: jk chaychay5: im not 77 chaychay5: im 30 chaychay5: oooh, so you're gonna be a pilot chaychay5: HEY COME BACK chaychay5: ill talk Ogre Hater 516: yes chaychay5: wow chaychay5: will you take me for a ride sometimes? Ogre Hater 516: ok lay down lol chaychay5: ... chaychay5: ABUS4E chaychay5: jk chaychay5: that was funny Ogre Hater 516: u have a g/f chaychay5: ...seriously.. chaychay5: if i were drinking milk..it would come out my eyes chaychay5: no chaychay5: i am single chaychay5: ok chaychay5: i do chaychay5: but dont tell her Ogre Hater 516: u do Ogre Hater 516: who chaychay5: LIKE YOU'RE GONNA KNOW HER chaychay5: her name is ellen Ogre Hater 516: were she is chaychay5: ok...that didnt make sense chaychay5: where is she you mean? chaychay5: ...at home chaychay5: in bed chaychay5: WITH HER BOYFRIEND Ogre Hater 516: w u lol chaychay5: she's bi chaychay5: and i hate it Ogre Hater 516: y chaychay5: WHY? chaychay5: WHY chaychay5: WHY DOES THE WORLD REVOLVE chaychay5: seriously, i dont know how that works... chaychay5: YOU'RE NOT TOO TALKATIVE Ogre Hater 516: i now chaychay5: cant we get to know each other before we have sex Ogre Hater 516: who chaychay5: YOU AND ME chaychay5: obviously you IMed me to get it on chaychay5: ...do you mind if my cat watches chaychay5: she likes to watch me do naughty things chaychay5: OH OH Ogre Hater 516: lol chaychay5: guess what im wearing Ogre Hater 516: thong chaychay5: EEEWWW, no, you could put an eye out with that thing chaychay5: flip flops! chaychay5: they have flowers on them chaychay5: YOU SHOULD GET SOME chaychay5: OK, guess what else im wearing Ogre Hater 516: panties chaychay5: ...no chaychay5: i do not understand these human customs chaychay5: guess!! chaychay5: go go go chaychay5: guess!!! Ogre Hater 516: dress chaychay5: nooooo chaychay5: GUEES chaychay5: GFUYEGFDS chaychay5: GUESS chaychay5: again chaychay5: until you get it Ogre Hater 516: skirt chaychay5: and when you get it, ill take that article of chaychay5: f chaychay5: no! chaychay5: i have children chaychay5: 2 chaychay5: of them chaychay5: I HAD SEEEEX Ogre Hater 516: w' chaychay5: ...you chaychay5: NEVER chaychay5: with this person Ogre Hater 516: who chaychay5: ...my cat chaychay5: jk Ogre Hater 516: ;-). chaychay5: listen, are you gonna hit on me or not chaychay5: because this is OBVIOUSLY going chaychay5: SOMEWHERE chaychay5: man, we should get together chaychay5: and eat pizza Ogre Hater 516: ru hairy chaychay5: ...on my back chaychay5: and feet chaychay5: IM KIDDING chaychay5: tell me about yourself chaychay5: and ill tell you about me Ogre Hater 516: blue eyes br hair chaychay5: mooore Ogre Hater 516: i am horny chaychay5: no you're not chaychay5: tell me more! Ogre Hater 516: i am chaychay5: MORE Ogre Hater 516: r u marred chaychay5: marred? Ogre Hater 516: yea r u chaychay5: like...am i disfigured? chaychay5: or married? chaychay5: I ASKED ABOUT YOU chaychay5: tell me more Ogre Hater 516: i ask ua q chaychay5: is it marred..like and i ugly and have weird features, or married like i love someone so i spend the rest of my life with them chaychay5: JESUS, im nto a fucking dictionary chaychay5: not* Ogre Hater 516: so u r marred chaychay5: OOOH chaychay5: MARRED chaychay5: ok Ogre Hater 516: u r chaychay5: now that we have established these communication lines chaychay5: let me tell you ALLabout me Ogre Hater 516: ok\ chaychay5: this will take a while Ogre Hater 516: ok chaychay5: you still there? chaychay5: sorry this is takinga while Ogre Hater 516: yes chaychay5: i was born on july 6, 1971, to my parents jack and diane. i was in the heartland...i live in iowa...i started school in 1977 late because i was what they called "slow"...then i was held back 3 years in fourth grade...then i entered high school and i got pregnant so i dropped out...then i killed and cow on accident while driving (can you believe they gave ME of all people with my mental condition a driver's license) ...meh, the late 80's were very blurry...i think i got knocked up once in there...then in 1991 i finished high school at home through those sally struthers courses...they call her a bad person, but she;s really a wonder..so what if she steals food from starving children...do you think she's fat..she's hot...i'd tap her ass...ok, then in 1995 i got a job at dillards and i sell cosmetics...once...i stabbed this girl in the eye...SURE, it was an accident <wink wink> then in 1996 i went to prison for about 6 months because of the eye stabbing incident...then i came out and went to the mental hospital for another 2 months...i cameout and got a job as a secretary at this local law office...and ive been there ever since chaychay5: OH, i have big boobs chaychay5: wanna know my stats? chaychay5: i realized i was a lesbian in prison chaychay5: here, ill tell you my stats chaychay5: did you leave me chaychay5: GET BACK HERE YOU SILLY chaychay5: willy Ogre Hater 516: k chaychay5: hi chaychay5: i took of my skirt Ogre Hater 516: u whent to prison chaychay5: im 5feet 4 inches tall..i weigh 240 pounds...i have BIG boobs im black...my name is shenequa williams...i have two children, laquisha and renald...um, i have scabies, and i think i have crabs because i have this horrible itching in my loins...and...IM A LESBIAN chaychay5: ok chaychay5: im not chaychay5: im bi chaychay5: but still! chaychay5: yes i went to prison chaychay5: but not for the stabbing thing Ogre Hater 516: 4 chaychay5: for being so damn beautiful chaychay5: <smacks her ass> chaychay5: MMMMMM BABY chaychay5: ok chaychay5: i went to jail for mail fraud chaychay5: or however it spelled chaychay5: i stole my neighbors mail chaychay5: stupid bitch Ogre Hater 516: u rsmar chaychay5: ... chaychay5: what chaychay5: YOU CALLING ME A LESBIAN? chaychay5: jk chaychay5: what is u rsmar? chaychay5: ginmme some suga chaychay5: hello? chaychay5: im sorry chaychay5: im horny now chaychay5: i found my hormones chaychay5: HELLO chaychay5: COME BACK chaychay5: .... chaychay5: <sigh> chaychay5: damn chaychay5: i was gonna send you my picture Ogre Hater 516 signed on at 12:02:47 AM. Ogre Hater 516: ok chaychay5: OH NOW YOU RESPOND Ogre Hater 516: rigth now chaychay5: tell me about your life chaychay5: NOW chaychay5: <gets whip> Ogre Hater 516: its good chaychay5: whiiipish chaychay5: do y ou go to college? Ogre Hater 516: no chaychay5: ...skank chaychay5: whynt Ogre Hater 516: where is ur pic chaychay5: im findibng it! chaychay5: tell me about yourself chaychay5: NOW chaychay5: <cracks whip> Ogre Hater 516: how big r u boobs chaychay5: BIG chaychay5: i askedyou a question Ogre Hater 516: yes chaychay5: tell me about yourself chaychay5: NOW chaychay5: im lookin for my picture Ogre Hater 516: r u a ddcup chaychay5: TELL ME ABOUT YOU chaychay5: no Ogre Hater 516 signed on at 12:11:37 AM. chaychay5: mmm chaychay5: you there chaychay5: i found my picture Ogre Hater 516: can i see chaychay5: ...NOW YOUI RESPONG chaychay5: d chaychay5: ...do YOU have a picture chaychay5: cuz mine is HUGE Ogre Hater 516: no chaychay5: damn chaychay5: shit Ogre Hater 516: can i see urs chaychay5: hold on chaychay5: lemme prepare it chaychay5: once more chaychay5: tell me about you Ogre Hater 516: k chaychay5: please chaychay5: u there? Ogre Hater 516: can i se ur pic chaychay5: YES! chaychay5: it'sme in a thong Ogre Hater 516: rigth now chaychay5: ok chaychay5: here itis chaychay5 wants to directly connect. Ogre Hater 516 is now directly connected. chaychay5: (pic was here) chaychay5: aint i beautiful! Ogre Hater 516 direct connection is closed. chaychay5: hunny? Ogre Hater 516: age chaychay5: you there sexy chaychay5: me? chaychay5: im 30 Ogre Hater 516: sex chaychay5: ME chaychay5: im a female chaychay5: WEVE ESTABLISHED THIS chaychay5: E chaychay5: G chaychay5: S chaychay5: ass chaychay5: typical man chaychay5: always goes by looks chaychay5: callme chaychay5: bye suga'! |
| PLEASE, IF YOU KNOW ME...DON'T LOOK AT MY FUNNY THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME...IT WAS FOR COMICAL VALUE ONLY! OH YEAH, I'LL GIVE YOU THE PICTURE I SENT IF I CAN FIND IT.. |