Some linguistic funnies


I used to be a structural linguist but now I'm not Saussure!


Give me ambiguity or give me something else.


All generalizations are false.


Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.


I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.


What's another word for Thesaurus?


Is there another word for synonym?


What's a pronoun? A noun that has lost its amateur status.


And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?" They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the context of our very selfhood revealed." And Jesus replied, "What?"