The Troubles Of Owning A Website, Oh The Troubles...

As you all know, I've had a definite, undeniable lack of creativity and inspiration. I realized that no one was going to help me through this dry spot in my life. I had to sort through my turbulance on my own. I packed a nice little lunch, and stole 15 dollars from my parents, and I set off to find inspiration. This is my story.

It had been about a month since I did a good article, and i was a bit frustrated, as anyone would be. So I set off to ask my mother what gives her inspiration.

She refused to help me, and was angry with me. She gave me the finger ,and it make me very sad.

Brandon Kerr wasn't too keen on helping me find inspiration, either. He slapped me in the face then sacked me, and ran around the school singing random songs by Catch22. He's kinda weird. But Cool.

I found Jesse eating crackers, and he threatened to throw parrots at me unless I left right away. Too scared to think, I ran.

I found Brad, and he told me he could care less about my site. But I didn't listen. Infact, no one should listen to Brad. He's too short for anyone to care.

I knew that there was 1 person who could help me. Conrad.

Needless to say, I ventured on, looking for help.

I tried everything, calling old friends, wearing funny hats, but nothing seemed to work, then I remembered Steve and SquirrelNuts.

Steve thought fire extinguishers were funny, and no one needed inspiration when you had them. All of a sudden, it hit me liek a brick to the face. I needed to stop being lazy.

Squirrel Nuts Loved The Idea.

I Loved The Idea.

... I won't even ask...

Not being lazy never really worked out for me, so I'm goign to go watch Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas.