| Sequels. They so rarely provide anything that builds or improves 
                  on the original. Austin Powers in Goldmember is no exception 
                  in that there is nothing here that is new or innovative. However, 
                  the success of Austin Powers does not lie in wonderfully crafted 
                  stories or exploration of complex themes. The enduring achievement 
                  here is the creation of characters that have transcended the 
                  movie screen to become a part of pop culture. EVERYBODY knows 
                  who Austin Powers is, or remembers phrases like "Yeah, 
                  Baby!", even though they may not be able to explain the 
                  plots of any of the movies. And in that respect, Goldmember 
                  continues the theme of memorable characters participating in 
                  hit-or-miss gags, all held together by the flimsiest of plots. Mike Myers returns as the eponymous spy, as well as reprising 
                  the roles of arch nemesis Dr Evil and the repulsive Fat Bastard. 
                  In addition, he plays the new title villain, a bizarre Dutchman 
                  who gets his name from an unfortunate smelting incident involving 
                  his private parts. Playing Austin's requisite sexy sidekick 
                  is Destiny's Child's Beyonce Knowles, making her movie debut 
                  as the big haired Foxxy Cleopatra. The other new cast member 
                  is Michael Caine, who gets the opportunity to spoof the sort 
                  of character has spent years playing seriously, as Austin's spy dad, 
                  Nigel Powers. Joining these three are regulars Seth Green (as 
                  the wannabe Scott Evil), Verne Troyer (as the evil clone Mini-Me), 
                  Robert Wagner (as No. 2), Mindy Sterling (as Frau), and Michael 
                  York (as Basil Exposition). And if that is not enough, we also 
                  get a grown up Fred Savage (the kid from TV's Wonder Years) who 
                  plays a mole with a big mole (enough said). The plot (such as it is) revolves around Dr Evil's plan to 
                  use a giant "tractor beam" to pull a golden meteor 
                  to crash into the Earth unless he receives a squillion dollars. 
                  That's about the sum of it, although along the way, Austin has 
                  to travel back to the 1970s, meets up with Foxxy, has to rescue 
                  his Dad, fights Mini-Me, and encounters the ridiculous Goldmember. 
                  All of this is really just a framework in which to position 
                  an endless stream of low-brow jokes almost all of which involve 
                  bodily fluids and orifices. So, while there are some great new funny moments, including 
                  some well placed cameos, and some more memorable lines (like 
                  "I thought I smelled cabbage"), most of this film 
                  seems a little laboured and one wonders how much life there 
                  can be in this franchise. Maybe this one will be like its predecessors, 
                  each of which did not seem that special at the time, but have 
                  grown in stature as time has gone by. Time will tell. Until then, if you are fan of Mike Myers, or if the thought 
                  of urination sends you into uncontrollable fits of laughter, 
                  then this is the film for you. Otherwise, while there IS something 
                  imminently likeable about Austin Powers, don't say I didn't 
                  warn you.     |