Get Yer Kit Off!

Kit Symons with Linda Lusardi 'Allo 'allo 'allo, what's going on 'ere then?
Ex-Pompey star Kit Symons caught with his strides round his ankles just as, completely coincidentally, former Page 3 model Linda Lusardi happens to be walking by. Hmmmm....

So, just what is Kit saying to the lovely Linda?
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I'll publish the best ones here and on the Pompey Anorak Brigade mailing list.

Entries so far:

Stuart Jones 25/3/98: "You'd shit yourself too if you played for Man City!
Bryan Benjafield 29/3/98: "So, do you want to see my Alan Balls then?"
Nick Green 16/4/98: Lynda :"When you said you were gonna shoot, I thought you were talking about kicking a football"
Tony Hillary 16/4/98: " I'm used to playing with tits at Man City so I'll just get me kit off and then I'll play with yours"
Steve Lee 17/4/98: "It was there a minute ago Linda, down to me knee, honest to god it woz! It's cold up North you know...."
Phil Sandys 20/4/98: "So Linda, I hope you understand why they were chanting 'You're going down with Man City'"
Hedley Gavey 22/4/98: "My agent told me to have my photograph taken with the new erection at the Fratton End"
Hedley Gavey 22/4/98: "I heard that Pompey wanted some hard men in their defence - now I understand why they sold you"
Hedley Gavey 22/4/98: "I prefer Stevie Claridge, he might not score very often, but he holds it up well"
Alan Ball (contributed by Hedley Gavey) 22/4/98: "I think I'll play with a couple up front on Saturday"
Chris Allen 28/4/98: It's like this Linda. My trousers are like City, "down", but by pants are like Pompey and they are staying up"
Anton Parr 28/11/98: "I think Ill be playing the long ball this Saturday"
Capt Birdseye 5/2/99: "When the boss told me I would be pulled off in the second half I never expected this!"
Thanks to Steve Woodhead for pointing out that the original appeared in Frattonise some time ago, with the caption: "Linda stiffens Pompey defence"