Postcard from Pompey Joe

Regular readers of the Pompey Anorak Brigade mailing list will be familiar with the travels of Pompey Joe and the numerous postcards he has sent to The Skip, home of our 'illustrious' neighbours, The Sc*mmers. Here is Joe's latest missive, this time from Down Under...

Dear Mr. Jones

I couldn't help but notice this picture of your first team squad training on St Kilda beach, here in Melbourne. No doubt this sort of tactic is designed to keep you at the "bottom" of the league until the glorious day that you get relegated. And besides, it's better than looking at the ugly mushes of Big Nosed Matt et al...

Regards, Pompey Joe

Mr. David Jones
Manager, S*****mpton FC
The D*ll
Milton Rd
S*****mpton
Hants SO15 2XH
England

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