Howdy and welcome to da Harlem Newsgirls' Lodgin' House! I's Blue Skies Costello. It's a pleasure ta meetcha. Me partner in crime (and fellow leader of the Harlem newsgirls), Flash McAllen is runnin around here somewheres... Quite the welcomin' party, I know. *rolls eyes* Anyway, in case yer a total idiot, you've prolly guessed dat we sell newspapers for a livin'. Oh, geez, Flash is gonna kill me. See, I was supposed ta meet her for lunch 20 minutes ago... So I gotta fly but please come in and make yaself at home cuz we got plenty a room for ya!