What I Did on my Summer Vacation, I.
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But first, an introduction
My mom has signed us up for a few doggie-related EMail Lists on the Net.  One of them is Canine-L .  This is a cool list becuz they let us doggies write letters in our own language under a heading of DOGSPEAK.  Then we get to share our secrets & stories with each other.  It is very fun.  If you want to join the Canine List, write to me & I'll tell you how!!  Oh, and all the hoomans love each other on that list :-)
Now, for the letter I sent in about the beach:
Subj: DOGSPEAK: Whut I did on my summer baykayshun

Date: 97-09-16 12:21:54 EDT

From: Harleylenn

To: CANINE-L@lists.psu.edu

Woofs & Wags, my frenz. I am BACK. I had soooo much fun dis summer. Da biggest thing was:

[1] I spent 2 weeks at the beechie in Rode Eyeland. & I figgered out where dey gets da name fer dat place. We Rode 2 owers in da car & when we got dere, my Eye could not beleeve da Land. Not like home, all dryed out grass & assfault, but soooooofffffft white stuff called Sand, & tall, tickly grasses. Makes me wanta Peee allda time!! Den bajillion boles uv water dat MOVES. Tastes kyna saltee but lotsa inneresting weeds in it. And I saw 2 stinkee fishies on da sand!! Sumbuddy else here knowz about doze fishees!! Dis was reely only big fishee heads dough. Dey werre de-capitated. Momz sez dat's sumpin ta do wid managed care. I dont get it.

Anyway one day dis oshun water bonged me ober my whole head, I fall down & get all chokey & confuzed. Dey said it was Waving at me but I didnt like it too much. "Watch out fer da Wave!!" dey said. Big help. Uzhullly, wavin meeenz someonez cummin, say HI!! Sheesh !!! We stade in sumpin called a cottich, I kin only think its called dat cuz u slept on like a cott, & that sand in da bed kin be berry itchee. scritch, scritch, scritch, just thinkin bout it. At furst, I wuz reely worreed bout all da noize dat water made: CRASH!! BOOM!! CRASH!! BOOM!! Allla time!! I thought da bad guyze comin in!! But den I got uzed to it, & I just luvved the hole thing, momz AND dadz wuz allatime dere, & I make LOTSA doggie frenz & we could run 'n' run 'n' run 'n' run 'n' run 'n' run 'n' run 'n' run on da sand. Get dis: NO LEESHES!!! Hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyyy [:~P

OK, OK, my momz sez I am talkin too much, well, dats whut happenz when she cutz me off frum da canine list. Dinnit eben ask my opinyun. Well, I'll tell about da udder stuff anudder time.

Luv you doggies, & sendin big labby tounged kissies to all da hurtin pupps, HARLEY

 

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