The Man of Her Dreams
by Gizmo

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It was a rainy afternoon when Timmy came staggering into the kitchen of his and Tabitha's house.
"All this rain is making Timmy thirsty." He complained as he walked over to the counter and propped himself up on a chair.
"Ah!" Timmy smiled as he spotted his martimmy maker glimmering in the light.
"This is just what Timmy needs to sooth his poor throat." Timmy said as he started to gather the ingredients that were needed in order to make his martimmy.
Just as he was about to attempt making his drink, his heart (yes, even talking dolls have hearts) stopped at what he saw. "Oh no!" Timmy whined, "Timmy ran out of ingredients! How is he supposed to make his martimmy now?" Timmy was so shocked as this that he stumbled backwards off his chair and landed flat on the floor.
"Ouch!" Timmy whimpered.
Just then Tabitha came rushing into the kitchen and tripped over Timmy.
"Yeeeowwww! Timmy!" She squealed as she also fell flat on the floor.
"You idiot!" She hissed, "What are you doing on the floor? You nearly killed me!"
"Be nice Tabby, Timmy got hurt too. He hit his head hard on the floor." Timmy explained.
"Oh, quit complaining batting-for-brains. You can't possibly have gotten hurt with all that stuffing floating around in our head!" She yelled.
Timmy got up and pointed towards Tabitha's hand.
"What's that princess?" He asked.
Tabitha got up and brushed all the dust off of her outfit. "Oh, its a newspaper."
"A newspaper?! Why on earth would Tabby want one of those?" Well there's a first for everything, doll face." Tabitha replied, "I am going to use it to get some ideas on how to kill that brat Charity, and her precious boyfriend Miguel." A wide smile spread across her evil face.
"Timmy should have guessed." He sad sadly. Tabitha walked over to the table and sat down. Timmy followed and started to read to paper with Tabitha.
"Who's that?" Timmy asked. Tabitha looked down and saw a large picture of very handsome man.
"Oh why Timmy, that is the great, powerful, and very rich Mr. Julian Crane."
"Julian Crane? The one that owns most of Harmony?" Timmy asked in astonishment.
"Yes Tim-Tim that's the one. You know doll face, it is rumoured that Mr. Crane has had affairs with many women behind his wife's back, and drinks quite a bit." Timmy's eyes lit up at this. "Drinks!?" Timmy asked with excitement. He could see himself now, sitting over at the Crane mansion, a martimmy in hand........
"Snap out of it Timmy!" Tabitha ordered. "We must go and plan our next plot to kill Miguel, we have no time to waste!" She marched back into the living room, leaving Timmy's imagination to run wild.

***At the Crane Mansion***

"I can't believe I let you talk me into this!" Tabitha whispered from inside the Crane Mansion.
"I'm telling you princess, you could find some real helpful tips to bring Charity over to the dark side in here." Timmy said, reassuring Tabitha. "Besides, Timmy REALLY needs a martimmy!" He said rather loudly.
"Shut up you fool! You're going to get us caught, and then the only thing you'll have to worry about is being locked away in a room with Fluffy!" She threatened.
"Fluffy!? Timmy will be good boy Tabby, he promises!" Timmy shivered at the thought of being trapped in a room with that vicious cat.
"Okay Timmy lets get started, we can not afford to get caught, or to waste any more time."
Tabitha started to crawl towards Julian's library with Timmy trailing behind her. When they approached the library, they peeked in only to see Julian Crane standing there with a drink in hand, nonetheless, looking into a mirror with a huge smile plastered across his face.
Unaware that he had visitors, Julian started to talk to the mirror.
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" He asked jokingly.
"Ha, ha, I'll show him Timmy." Tabitha chuckled. She slowly chanted a spell and POOF!
The mirror responded by showing the image of a beautiful girl who was sitting at a computer, updating her web site at http://community.webtv.net/mmcates/PASSIONSOARABOVE.
"What the heck??" Julian asked startled. "Who is she?" He purred. He shook his head and looked at his drink. "I really should cut down on these by 15 a day opposed to 20." He advised.
"Who was she?" Timmy asked, "Who was the girl Julian saw in the mirror?"
"Wait and find out, Tim-Tim, just wait and see."

Julian couldn't believe his eyes. He was so shocked he dropped his drink.
"Oh no!" Timmy said panicky, "That poor drink is going to go to waste! Timmy has to save it!" He started to crawl further along the floor but Tabitha grabbed him by his overall straps.
"You will do no such thing!" She demanded. "I am trying to make a diversion so we can search for the stuff we need and then get out of here without getting caught."
Timmy and his princess looked on and waited for the fireworks to happen.
"Don't be afraid, eh," the girl told Julian, "We are destined to be together its FATE!" She explained.
"Fate?! Are you by any chance related to Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald?" Julian joked.
"Yes, you see I, Gizmo Lopez-Fitzgerald, am a sister to Gabriel, Lunette, and Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald of the Canadian Fitzgerald family, eh."
"So you're not related to a Luis, Pilar, or Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald?" He asked
"No, afraid not, eh." She answered.
"Why do you keep saying eh at the end of every sentence?" he asked with annoyance.
"Because I'm a Canadian, eh!"
"Oh yes, how could I have forgotten." Julian softened his mood and asked flirtatiously, "How you doin'?" He had picked up that tip from Dr. Drake Romoray of "Days Of Our Lives," aka Joey from "Friends."
All of a sudden a large sound rang throughout Julian's library...."MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!" Julian and Gizmo turned to see a huge, silky white cow standing before them.
"Its serendipity! Gizmo shouted.
You're right it is! Julian shouted along. He poured themselves some drinks, "Cheers!" He cheered. He then picked Gizmo up and propped her up on the cow. He climbed on after and they galloped into the sunset (after they found a way to get out of the mansion riding on a cow that is).
Sheridan & Luis followed along but they rode in a newly bought police cruiser. Halfway along the ride into the sunset, Sheridan stopped and bought everyone ice cream. She had to keep hold of Luis though so Julian wouldn't get a face full of ice cream. They then continued to trail off into the sunset with the ring of Sheridan's holler echoing "COLORED SPRINKLES RULE!!"
And they lived happily ever after....even Tabby & Timmy. Since Julian never returned to the Mansion, Timmy had a life supply of martimmy's and Tabitha locked Miguel and Charity in the Crane basement. (After a lot of snooping she found out that that was what Julian had done to the Martin imposter)
THE END

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