Back 06.26.2002

  • A new student with a really stupid name (like Polly Prissypants)
  • a three-wheeled scooter
  • cat food
  • a nun
  • orange kitties with green wings--submitted by Nicole

  • A new character of any kind
  • An unexplained, unconventional couple (Think Hermione/Bill/Charlie/Lee: be original!)
  • A cameo by your favorite fanfic author
    • --submitted by Dragonessa Smith

  • Someone refers to Neville as "a tasty little morsel"
  • Winky
  • Chocolate Frogs
  • Prof. Mcgonagal in cat form
    • --submitted by Lon

  • Snape doing the hula in his underwear
  • Someone's hand being bitten off by a giant frog
  • A transfer student with a lisp
  • A Muggle explaining the Brady Bunch to a Pureblood--submitted by Harry Potter Fan

  • -At least one magical person other then Harry staying at the Dursleys overnight. It is your choice whether Harry stays with them.
  • -At least one instance of someone checking thier watch.
  • -An enchanted picture.
  • -Some classmate of Lily and James other then Remus, Sirius, Snape or Peter. And they must have no romantic history with Remus or Sirius.
  • -A Muggle song
  • -a dragon
  • -At least one of the following:Susan Bones, Mandy Brocklehurst, Morag MacDougal, Moon, Nott, Sally-Anne Perks, Lisa Turpin, or Blaise Zabini--submitted by Isobel Moody

  • Snape going to a convention for privelaged baritone singers
  • Draco getting a girlfriendseventeen artificial Christmas trees
  • a new American studentSomeone singing "Mairzy Doats"--submitted by Maggie

  • -Flying purple monkeys-love potions
  • -a character with a allergic reaction to potions-Snape playing a harmonica
  • -Draco quoting `A Christmas Carol', any line except "Bah, Humbug!"
  • -Somebody saying "The Force will be with you... always" or "Use the Force!"
  • -purple people eaters--submitted by PadfootMew

  • *A muggle instant camera
  • *A line from any Kevin Smith movie (Dogma, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, etc.)
  • *Someone acting WAY out of character*Honey
  • *A beauty contest (male or female)--submitted by September

    • Include:

  • Beanie Babies
  • A giant purple aardvark
  • A strange obsession with shoes
  • Snape making daisy chains and singing "Kum bah yah, my Lord, Kum bah yah!"
  • Someone with an irrational fear of tanker trucks
    • --submitted by Zephyr

    Include:

  • Someone commenting that Snape's hair is so greasy "that you could fry chicken on it".
  • A punky female Assistant teacher, preferably for Potions
  • A whole crowd of skeletons dancing at Halloween, possibly dancing until they fall to pieces.
    • --submitted by Star

    Include:

  • Must take place in Snape's dungeon[Gryffindor and Slytherin in double Potions]
  • Someone must say, "I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey!"
  • Snape must start singing along with them
  • Sirius Black must come back in public and be welcomed
  • Someone must start waltzing with Draco[preferably Harry, Hermione, or Ginny]
    • --submitted by Fiorina

    Include:

  • Someone getting their elbow stuck in a plastic champagne glass and not being able to get it off
  • An American who has to transfer to Hogwarts
  • Someone falling asleep with their eyes open
  • A female Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher

    • Write a fic that includes:

  • a tie-dyed golf ball
  • seven dancing penguins on Christmas Day
  • use-elf with a double life as Snape's evil protegé

    • Including:

  • thirty-one pears
  • the entire Hufflepuff House breakdancing
  • Girl Scout cookies
  • a Kenny Rogers CD

    • Including:

  • a line from the song "Ain't No Mountain High Enough"
  • Crabbe and Goyle diving into some kind of dangerous potion
  • Ron getting into exactly seventeen heated fistfights
  • field hockey sticks. Lots of them.
    • --all these submitted by Ninamazing

  • A package of low fat Boarshead Bologne
  • An intimate relationship between a male teacher and a toilet in the girls' bathroom
  • Fuzzy car dice
  • At least six uses of the word bombastic
  • A field trip to a museum of oddities, involving Fred and George, with Professor Snape as the chaperone
    • --submitted by Marie

  • One greasy ball of raw ground beef
  • A pair of red talking shoes
  • A room containing a castle made of mashed potatoes
  • An evil character doing backflips while wearing rainbow suspenders
  • Snape wearing a clown wig
    • --submitted by Marie

  • a unicorn
  • five usages of the phrase "feather duster"
  • an exploding wand
  • at least one quote from "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles, as long as it's not the line mentioning Edgar Allan Poe.
    • --submitted by Cessi

  • a six foot bong
  • a beach umbrella named Chauncey
  • a can of marshmallow whip
  • the paddywagon
  • Severus Snape dancing the macarena IC
    • --submitted by Jocetta

  • --someone singing something from the musical "Les Misérables"
  • --Trevor the Toad's wife and kids
  • --the Hogwarts yearbook [include some weird clubs and organizations!]
  • --Snape taking a by-mail language course [preferably French, but any language is good]
    • --submitted by Classica

    Include:

  • A cat named "Mouse"
  • A girl with a major crush on Neville
  • A book entitled "Seventeen Ways to Make Chocolate Pudding Without Chocolate"
  • Green hair dye
    • --submitted by Kaylee

    Include:

  • Neville on a hot date.
  • Snape eating a toad by mistake.
  • A broomstick with a rude name (be creative!)
    • --submitted by Martha

    Write a fic including:

  • book by Jane Austen
  • a game of Snap
  • a person buying a hat
  • the word little at least three times.
    • --submitted by Deeli

    Include:

  • an Amish person some where in there
  • some mention of Bondage some where in there (just mentioning! No NC-17 stuff)
  • glowing kittens
  • Some mention of Malfoy wearing tights
    • --submitted by Linzy

    Include:

  • A transfer student going to Hogwarts
  • A really really stupid password - "Ouch", maybe
  • a new secret passage
    • --submitted by Careide