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A new student with a really stupid name (like Polly Prissypants)
a three-wheeled scooter
cat food
a nun
orange kitties with green wings--submitted by Nicole
A new character of any kind
An unexplained, unconventional couple (Think Hermione/Bill/Charlie/Lee: be
original!)
A cameo by your favorite fanfic author--submitted by Dragonessa Smith
Someone refers to Neville as "a tasty little morsel"
Winky
Chocolate Frogs
Prof. Mcgonagal in cat form--submitted by Lon
Snape doing the hula in his underwear
Someone's hand being bitten off by a giant frog
A transfer student with a lisp
A Muggle explaining the Brady Bunch to a Pureblood--submitted by Harry Potter Fan
-At least one magical person other then Harry staying at the Dursleys overnight. It is your choice whether Harry stays with them.
-At least one instance of someone checking thier watch.
-An enchanted picture.
-Some classmate of Lily and James other then Remus, Sirius, Snape or Peter. And
they must have no romantic history with Remus or Sirius.
-A Muggle song
-a dragon
-At least one of the following:Susan Bones, Mandy Brocklehurst, Morag MacDougal, Moon, Nott, Sally-Anne Perks, Lisa Turpin, or Blaise Zabini--submitted by Isobel Moody
Snape going to a convention for privelaged baritone singers
Draco getting a girlfriendseventeen artificial Christmas trees
a new American studentSomeone singing "Mairzy Doats"--submitted by Maggie
-Flying purple monkeys-love potions
-a character with a allergic reaction to potions-Snape playing a harmonica
-Draco quoting `A Christmas Carol', any line except "Bah, Humbug!"
-Somebody saying "The Force will be with you... always" or "Use the Force!"
-purple people eaters--submitted by PadfootMew
*A muggle instant camera
*A line from any Kevin Smith movie (Dogma, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike
Back, etc.)
*Someone acting WAY out of character*Honey
*A beauty contest (male or female)--submitted by September
Include:
Beanie Babies
A giant purple aardvark
A strange obsession with shoes
Snape making daisy chains and singing "Kum bah yah, my Lord, Kum bah yah!"
Someone with an irrational fear of tanker trucks--submitted by Zephyr
Include:
Someone commenting that Snape's hair is so greasy "that you could fry chicken on it".
A punky female Assistant teacher, preferably for Potions
A whole crowd of skeletons dancing at Halloween, possibly dancing until they
fall to pieces.--submitted by Star
Include:
Must take place in Snape's dungeon[Gryffindor and Slytherin in double Potions]
Someone must say, "I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey hey hey hey!"
Snape must start singing along with them
Sirius Black must come back in public and be welcomed
Someone must start waltzing with Draco[preferably Harry, Hermione, or Ginny]--submitted by Fiorina
Include:
Someone getting their elbow stuck in a plastic champagne glass and not
being able to get it off
An American who has to transfer to Hogwarts
Someone falling asleep with their eyes open
A female Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
Write a fic that includes:
a tie-dyed golf ball
seven dancing penguins on Christmas Day
use-elf with a double life as Snape's evil protegé
Including:
thirty-one pears
the entire Hufflepuff House breakdancing
Girl Scout cookies
a Kenny Rogers CD
Including:
a line from the song "Ain't No Mountain High
Enough"
Crabbe and Goyle diving into some kind of
dangerous potion
Ron getting into exactly seventeen heated
fistfights
field hockey sticks. Lots of them.--all these submitted by Ninamazing
A package of low fat Boarshead Bologne
An intimate relationship between a male teacher and a toilet in the girls'
bathroom
Fuzzy car dice
At least six uses of the word bombastic
A field trip to a museum of oddities, involving Fred and George, with
Professor Snape as the chaperone--submitted by Marie
One greasy ball of raw ground beef
A pair of red talking shoes
A room containing a castle made of mashed potatoes
An evil character doing backflips while wearing rainbow suspenders
Snape wearing a clown wig--submitted by Marie
a unicorn
five usages of the phrase "feather duster"
an exploding wand
at least one quote from "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles, as long as it's not the line mentioning Edgar Allan Poe.--submitted by Cessi
a six foot bong
a beach umbrella named Chauncey
a can of marshmallow whip
the paddywagon
Severus Snape dancing the macarena IC--submitted by Jocetta
--someone singing something from the musical "Les Misérables"
--Trevor the Toad's wife and kids
--the Hogwarts yearbook [include some weird clubs and organizations!]
--Snape taking a by-mail language course [preferably French, but any language is good]--submitted by Classica
Include:
A cat named "Mouse"
A girl with a major crush on Neville
A book entitled "Seventeen Ways to Make Chocolate Pudding Without Chocolate"
Green hair dye
--submitted by Kaylee
Include:
Neville on a hot date.
Snape eating a toad by mistake.
A broomstick with a rude name (be creative!)
--submitted by Martha
Write a fic including:
book by Jane Austen
a game of Snap
a person buying a hat
the word little at least three times.
--submitted by Deeli
Include:
an Amish person some where in there
some mention of Bondage some where in there (just mentioning! No NC-17 stuff)
glowing kittens
Some mention of Malfoy wearing tights --submitted by Linzy
Include:
A transfer student going to Hogwarts
A really really stupid password - "Ouch", maybe
a new secret passage
--submitted by Careide
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