You're a Harry Potter fan when....



1.you think any wall on a train station will take you to platform 9 3/4

2.you write harry potter on your paper instead of your own name

3.you go into a dark forest and you think you'll meet Aragog

4.you try to make your car fly

5.you tell the post man not to come because you now have an owl

6.your tree moves in the wind and your afraid it might attack you

7.you check the mail every day to see if you got an invitation from Hogwarts.

8. you break your arm and you end up in the emergency room and you're afraid the doctors might de-bone it.

9. you get in a fight with your mother and you try to get out of it before you get a howler.

10. your chemistry teacher reminds you of Prof. Snape.

11. You've come up with your own recipe for butterbeer

12. you play soccer like quidditch

13. you've been injured at least once trying to fly on a broomstick

14. you published a newspaper called the "Daily Prophet"

15. you make a Harry Potter website

16. you sit down to write one of these lists

17. you're actually reading this

18. you've been caught trying to stalk Daniel Radcliffe

19. instead you draw a picture of Harry Potter instead of a portrait of yourself

20. you've legally changed your name to Harry Potter

21. You name one of your pets after one of the characters

22. Your brother or sister imitates one of the characters

23. you plaster your wall with pictures

24. you're afraid there might be a large snake in your basement

25. you think you hear moaning myrtle crying in your bathroom

26. you thinik the weeds in the back yard are mandrakes

27. you start to see cornish pixies in your front yard

28. you're afraid that any black dog you see is sirius black

29. you think your dog has three heads

30. you dye your hair a different color to match one of the characters

31. You think when you're outside when it's dark and cold outside, there might be a dementor nearby ready to strike

32. You see a purple bus roaring down the mainroad

33. You need a remembrall to remember things

34. You drink cough syrup and it tastes like skelegrow

35. You you find out that you're related to daniel radcliffe