A lovely couple (Jack and Rose) were walking down the side of titanic, when they were stopped by two people dressed in white and black clothes with red R's on their shirts. They were arguing amongst themselves with a wierd cat thing called Meowth.
The stearing person turned around wondering what the freak was going on.....(didn't see the burg)
James: No i want to wear that dress!!
Jessie: NO JAMES it is mine, swipe your own!
Meowth: well i have no idea why i am here........

Meowth said puzzled.

Meowth: Well why don't I just wear it?
Jessie: I don't think so, why would you want to wear a dress?
Meowth: i have no idea, I just felt like saying something.
anyway, what the fuck are we doing on this ship called Titanic anyway?
Jessie: Well I have no idea either!!
James: All I know is that i want to wear this dress!!!!!
James: Ahhh
Jessie: WHAT THE FUCK...... taking a gaps of air.
Meowth: Wast tat?
Jack: It's an ice brg!!!!!!!

The Titanic had a colision with the berg and the bow starting sinking rapidly. Team Rocket still pulling at the dress fell and tripped. The dress ripped into two James with the bottom half and Jessie with the top half.

Rose: JACK!!!!

Jack fell off the ship and Rose tryed to save him but she fell overboard trying to save him! Ten minutes later neither of them were seen so were presumed dead! Meowth ran frantically towards a life boat.

Meowth: Shit, there all gone.

Meowth started to cry.

James: don't worry Meowth, i have a life boat just for all of us!!

James reached down his pants and pulled out a bag, he pressed a button on it and a boat started to inflate. Jessie, James and Meowth got in to the  boat, Meowth sat on Jesses lap whilst James grabbed the oars.

Rose: jessieeeeeeeeee a faint voice
Jack: jamessssssssss another faint voice said.

All of a sudden the boat burst and Team Rocket Bursted into flames......

Meowth: we're blast.....

Meowth was cut off bye James saying.

James: I'm flying Jesse
Jessie: No James, Were flying!
Meowth: off again!!