Tenou Haruka/SailorUranus
Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon S and Stars
ALL HAIL THE REIGNING MONARCH OF ALL ANIME MANGA AND YES, EVEN HENTAI AND DOUSHINJI!!! ^^;;; Can you tell who my favorite person in the whole wide world is? Haruka-sama has it all....a job she likes(whooping ass with a killer sword), a hobby she loves(whooping ass on the racetrack), and a steady girlfriend who loves her to the point of co dependency!(Kaiou Michiru) She dresses like a man, thinks like a man and talks like a man. See my theory on Haruka's gender and you'll see why she's under the BISHONEN!!! section. Even though she wears a sailor fuku(and looks damn good in it, too) she wears male clothing most of the time, remember? BUTCH! BUUUUTCH!!! HARUKA IS A BUUUUTCH!!!! ^^;;;;; She is the senshi of Uranus (say yer anus and I know how to find you and will send you to the hell of the 100 cackling Naga clones after impaling you on a rusty Zanba blade and making you immortal so you will be doomed to this torture for all eternity! MWAHAHAHAA!!!!) She is very determined and has a killer bishonen smile that seduces half the senshi before they realize she's female under those clothes. I admit, she was a lunkhead for a goodly chunk of S and was mighty hard on the Stars in Stars, but I have my own little theories about why that was. I won't put them in here because it would take too long ^^ and the page would be five miles long! Tenou Haruka: Racer. Butch. Lover of Michiru. Senshi of Uranus. SUGOI!!!!!!
Hongo Yui
Fushigi Yuugi
She's Haruka's twin! Except for that whole "straight" thing. That's the only reason why she's here.
Goldy
Gunsmith Cats
Have you seen how she dresses? A bit more bishonen than bishoujo...^_^ Either way, she's damn fine to look at. And her aspirations of being just like Rally...SUGOI!!!
Nastassja Ladinov
Gunsmith Cats
drool.......drool....drooooooool....Nastassja-san, please don't kill me, I just want to screw your brains out...hehehheh....I'm not Rally! Nastassja Ladinov appears in Gunsmith Cats anime episodes 2 and 3. She is a Russian hottie who is a hard boiled, ice water frozen in her veins assassin for hire. This hot merc is hired to eliminate the problem of Rally Vincent. I say she is the kinda chick who is so frickin' gay it ain't even funny. She is cocky and sure of herself. You wana know how cold she is? A guy comes in, her former boss and informant. He tells her some vital information and begs her to take him with her when she skips town, and she enters the room more(she had been halfway in the bathroom) showing that she is on the phone with someone. She finishes the conversation with whoever it is, agreeing that the man in front of her needs to be killed. She shoots him once, wounding him. He falls on his face, begging all the while to be spared. She takes a few steps closer to him and takes aim once more, dispatching him with another bullet...this time to the head. I LOVE YOU, NASTASSJA!!! MMMM!!!! ^^;;;;;;; So I like a hard, cold, murdering bitch. So what? She wears a killer trenchcoat!!!! SUGOI!!!!!!
Tenjou Utena
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
I'm including her here for that whole "I want to be a Prince" thing. Utena, the title character of Shoujo Kakumei Utena(duh), in a Duel, wins the Rose Bride, Anthy. The series is very surreal and odd, which is part of why I like it ^^;;;. Utena and Anthy have a very obvious lesbian relationship. Utena's most fond wish is to be a Prince. As a child, Utena was saved by a Prince on a white horse. Unlike most girls, who would want to find another Prince and fall in love, Utena decided she wanted to BECOME a Prince and save Princesses. When she enrolls into the Ohtori Academy, she is given her chance. She Duels and wins Anthy...her Princess. Much like Haruka-sama, Utena wears male clothing. Utena also uses the Dios sword to Duel, which I think is SUGOI!!!!
Jani
Sol Bianca
<3.<3 Oh my god....KAKKOOOOOOOOOIIII!!!! **^^** Jani is buff and handsome and she carries a big gun. Rather mysterious and outrageously cute in a rugged body builder way, Jani is another example of a female who doesn't count as a woman...though she does yell at someone for calling her "senor" (yes I'm too lazy to put a tilde!) Basically, she's great eye candy XD
Chocolate Misu
Bakuretsu Hunters
I have one sentence for you: I will call her the Queen anytime. *Chocolate shows up with her whip, snapping it at Spork* KYYYAAA!! JO'O-SAMA JO'O-SAMA!!!!
Eclair
Bakuretsu Hunters
Another example of an anime chick I like because she made me perk when I first saw her ^^;;;;.
Mamu
Bakuretsu Hunters
I saw a pic of her and looked into those eyes.. *swoon*
Tira Misu
Bakuretsu Hunters
Sister to Chocolate, Tira dresses similarly and I will call her the Queen anytime. Please, Tira, don't show up yet, I'm still healing from your sister.
Uranus
Battle Arena Toshinden
Oh...my...god... I thought I wasn't going to like her, since she's desecrating the name of Haruka-sama's guardian planet by being bitchy and all... I changed my mind. DAYUM!!!! This woman is strong, smart, devilish, manipulative and knows what she wants. She does everything with an air of surety and calm assurance that she is the best and you will not beat her. This combined with that killer body she has makes her a villian that I hate to love and love to hate.
Sybel
Black Magic M-66
*swoon* This reporter can interview me anytime, baby! Man! I wish he would write more stories about this fine fine lady! And how she saved Ferris all single handedly and stuff? SUGOI!!!!
Ferris
Black Magic M-66
Another example of my apparently growing like of the classic "helpless" female who shows a lil backbone.... Until she stood up to her grandfather at the end of the anime, I didn't think much of her..I was too busy drooling over Sybel, to tell the truth. Then she shows a lil backbone... I was gone. Kawaii and strong? Someone help me, I'm fallin' in love...
Kaiou Michiru/SailorNeptune
Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon S and Stars
SailorNeptune...my love....my sweet....my *Spork is fwapped upside the head with the Space Sword. Haruka stands behind Spork tapping her foot menacingly.* Umm...I mean...Haruka's sweetheart and untouchable beauty Michiru-sama *Haruka nods and steps back* PHEW! ^^;;;; Michiru-sama is the most beautiful and bishoujo, most bestest senshi, magical girl, woman, violinist, EVERYTHING in the entire world! Is it any wonder I fell in love with someone who looks like Michiru? ^^ (Note: SHE'S MINE! MINE! Touch her and be introduced to MY Space Sword!) Michiru is elegant, poised and knows just how to throw Haruka off balance with a well placed remark or look. Case in point: SuperS movie, Uranus and Neptune arrive with Plute and the situation(ie, kids forced to dream for eternity and remain kids) is explained to them. Neptune says something along the lines of "Stay kids forever? Adults have more fun." and looks VERY POINTEDLY at Uranus, who coughs into her fist and blushes a bit. Michiru...high femme. SUGOI!!!!
Elza Grey
Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon S, Episode 106
Have you WATCHED that episode recently? Elza-san not only introduces THE couple of all anime (Haruka and Michiru), she manages to grope Makoto! XD Hotcha! C'mere, Elza, I got something for you to grope...
Kou Taiki/SailorStarMaker
Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon Stars
She's just so CUTE in senshi form! Even when she's getting her ass beat down! ^^;;; I know I know, I'm sorry...But she is still bishoujo! Gender is listed as naturally FEMALE!!! She's only male so she can hunt for her Princess! NYAH!
Pamila
Bondage Fairies
Pamila is the more agressive of the two Bondage Fairies we Hentai know and love. Her antenna aren't really visible, and in looks she reminds me of the original version of Priss Asagiri....The manga follows the lives of Pamila and Pfil, two Fairy Hunters, who keep the peace in the forest. They are smaller than most insects, a bit bigger than ladybugs....right about the size of ...umm..something small..oh yeah, right about the size of an average human middle finger. Hentai manga....involving scantily clad lesbian fairies....and you think I won't like them?
Pfil
Bondage Fairies
ARE YOU NUTS? No kidding I'm gonna like 'em! The manga has a good plots! Hentai or not! The sex is a legitimate plot device! Even if it does involve insects half the time... Pfil is more the anxious virgin type...despite the fact that by the end of the first manga you read you KNOW she ain't no virgin in any way shape or form. You can see Pfil's antenna and for some reason that just makes her more kawaii...
Priss Asagiri
BubbleGum Crisis, Crash, and 2040
I have two words for you: Bad Girl. Priss wears the Bad Girl image like a second skin. There ain't nothing innocent about this fast riding, svelte, sexy, very obvious soft butch. If I was less hard headed, I would probably swoon when I saw Priss. She is just so....YUM!! She sings fabulously too...at least in the original. I love that voice...*goes into a daze as I listen to "Konya wa Hurricane" again...and again...then the remix for 2040...then switch to "Mad Machine" .......drool drool drooooooooooool... I just want to invite her over and show that naughty lil girl what I can do...MMMM!!! Ok, must move on...
Sylia Stingray
BubbleGum Crisis
Oh GOD I love Sylia! So cool. So collected. I SO want to melt down that ice and prove once and for all that she really IS a nympho under that aloof exterior! And you just KNOW she's in love with Priss. It is SO obvious!
Sylvie
BubbleGum Crisis
So she's an andriod. BIG DEAL. She's still hot and she still managed to have Priss fall in love with her. So there.
Anri
BubbleGum Crisis
So she's an android too. This girl is adorable nonetheless. And she and Sylvie are SO in love...come on. Work with me, here, people!
Major Motoko Kusanagi
Ghost in the Shell
Strong, forceful and a soldier through and through. Add in the requisite nude scenes that require a fine body, and you have Major Kusanagi. We don't really know much about the Major, and we don't really want to. Knowing too much about her could get us killed. I actually had the priviledge of seeing "Ghost in the Shell" on the big screen, in Denver's Mayan Theater. I caught "The Grim Beaver" beany thingie that night ^___^. I loved GITS immediately. I especially loved the ending...it helped that I was reading The Oddysey in school at the time. "..And Dawn on her throne reached out her rosy red fingers and brought in a new day..." heheheh...damned memory.
Relena Peacecroft
Gundam Wing
Can you say YUMMY?
Becky Farrah
Gun Smith Cats
Cute lil informant....come and I'll give you a couple of tidbits of info..heheheh....I know, I know, hentai.
"Minnie May" Hopkins
Gun Smith Cats
One word: KAWAII!!! Even if she's only 16, she is just so...so....KAWAII!!!!
Misty Brown
Gun Smith Cats
Kawaii lil baby....come to Daddy...heheheh....
Riff Raff
Gun Smith Cats
I'm not really sure about her....she just strikes me as yuri, ya know what I mean? Then again, the entire cast of Gun Smith Cats does, especially Rally....and Nastassja....MMMM!!! Droolfest!!!
Rally Vincent
Gun Smith Cats
Call her Larry, call her Rally, it doesn't matter, this Shelby Cobra GT 500 driving hottie has already populated my dreams! Man...ever since I first saw her kicking ass in Gun Smith Cats, I've been in love <3.<3 And you know she's gotta be a lesbian, even if she doesn't realize it yet....she named her gun shop/shooting range "Gun Smith Cats" for kami-sama sake! A gun-happy Shelby Cobra GT 500 drivin' lesbian hottie.....my dream come true! And she's LEGAL! SUGOI!!!
Tifa Lockheart
Final Fantasy 7
<3.<3 from seeing a couple pictures. That's all I have to say.
Kirigoe Mima
Perfect Blue
Usually I like my women smart and capable, but Mimarin is just so KAWAII...and she actually grows a backbone at the end ^^;;;. Unlike most of the world(apparently) I understood what the director and writers were trying to get across in the first viewing. It is one of my favorite of any of my movies. It is easy to understand how some one of a *ahem* delicate nature such as Mimarin's could be so easily confused and hallucinatory. This is a classic and the seiyuu are so FINE too! <3.<3
Lina Inverse
Slayers
Ahh....Lina....my kawaii lil slayer...
Naga
Slayers
Remove her vocal cords and she's mighty cute. And busty. And downright hot, actually.
Arisugawa Juri
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
*Bows before the mighty Juri-sama* All hail Juri-sama! She is one the two coolest lesbians in all of anime, EVER. (The other being Haruka-sama of course.) She is outrageously beautiful and plainly is out as a lesbian. She carries Shiori's picture in a locket that she wears around her neck constantly, for kami-sama sake!!!! She is another one that I just have to say is YUMMY!!
Himemiya Anthy
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Even though she has no personality, she's fun to look at, ne? ^^;;;
Shadowplay Girls A-ko, B-ko and C-ko
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
They have no character development, they appear only as shadow outlines during a constantly timely sunset, and we have no idea WHO THE HELL THEY ARE. But they still are nice to look at while they say something vague, ne?
Takatsuki Shiori
Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Even though she's a bitch and breaks Juri-sama'a heart, she's just so cute and lickable that I had to include her.
Aeka, Princess of the Jurai
Tenchi Muyo!
I'll treat you like a princess, baby....Come to Daddy....
Ryouko
Tenchi Muyo!
WHY??? Why Tenchi of all people? Why not...oh, say...ME???
Lara Croft
Tomb Raider...all of them
I apparently have a thing for video game characters. Since I first saw Miss Lara, I was seduced. *drool* I have resolutely refused to play any version of Tomb Raider, preferring to not have any sort of idea who she is. That might ruin my fantasy world. ^^;;
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I know I missed a couple. If you have a character you think I should like email me and try to convince me why. It must be more than just "I think she rocks" or "Have you SEEN her? She's HOT!!!". I actually do have legitimate reasons that I can articulate for why I have these characters up. The main one being that I like them. All entries are subject to my scrutiny. A link to a reliable internet page which has info on the character you wish me to add would be appreciated, if not required. Equal opportunity for heroes and villains.
One last thing....all entries must be of the more FEMALE persuasion, even if they are like Haruka and butch. Female sex ONLY, please. I have nothing against actual males, I merely wish for an all female bishonen/bishoujo page. Anyone who sends me info on a character like Fisheye from SuperS season of SailorMoon, I know where you live and can get there in less than three hours. You have been warned.
One last thing...
BubbleGum Crisis, Crash, 2040 and it's characters belong to AnimEigo Inc. and Youmex Inc, created by Kenichi Sonoda.
Bishoujo Senshi SailorMoon and all characters from all seasons belong to Naoko Takeuchi, DiC, Cloverway, Kondansha, and Toei. There are probably more people who own some rights on that series but none of them bear the name Haruka Spork Tenou. -_-
GunSmith Cats and all characters belong to Kenichi Sonoda (yes the same guy who did BGC) and Dark Horse Comics.
Shoujo Kekumei Utena and all characters belong to Chiho Saito, Be-papas, Ikuhara Kunihiko, Flowers Comics and many other distribution companies whom I don't know.
Perfect Blue is the property of Satoshi Kon, Manga Video, Rex Entertainment Co., LTD. Original story was the brainchild of Yoshizaku Takeuchi.
I have no idea who draws or distributes the following series, but I give them all credit, both good and bad: Battle Arena Toshinden, Bakuretsu Hunters, Tenchi Muyo!, Fushigi Yuugi, Black Magic M-66, Ghost in the Shell, Bondage Fairies, Final Fantasy 7, Tomb Raider, Gundam Wing, and Slayers.
