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next match : kidman & mike sanders vs. christian & justin credible (dumpster match) foreword : we're now less than three hours away from the upw's first ever broadcast and morale backstage could not be higher. we have loads of good matches and chances to shine for these performers and it should lead to a blockbuster of a show. of course you're only here to hear about two superstars so i'll cut to the chase ... billy kidman and stacy keibler are set to totally dominate this week's first show to lengths you've never seen before. you've got the lovely and very talented stacy keibler and you have the hottest up and coming star this business has to offer in billy kidman ... all signs point to a huge first show for the upw, which may very well, come to think of it, will be forever known as the kidman and keibler show scene : the scene opens up in the backstage area of an arena in detroit to where we see the upw's best and brightest, billy kidman and stacy keibler standing by in the interview area. kidman is dressed in his new, black 'shooting star' shirt with blue denim shorts, whilst stacy is wearing a kidman cut off top and a skirt. they are standing by with upw interviewer pamela paulshock, who speaks ' UPW Interview ' Pamela Paulshock : I am now joined backstage here by the man who in a matter of hours will take part in the highly anticipated dumpster match up, Billy Kidman. How are you feeling physically and mentally as the match gets closer? ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Well Pamela, I'm excited ... as excited as you can be knowing that in a matter of hours you have to compete in a dumpster match. On one hand, I have to admit, I am looking forward to hitting that ring and once again feeling the rush of adrenalin that you only feel when competing, but then again, I'm absolutely loathing the fact that despite my pending dominance in this industry, there is a slight chance I could end up in that disgusting dumpster ' Legs All The Way To Heaven ' Stacy Keibler : Nah Billy I've told you before, you will NOT end up in the dumpster, only the losers end up in the dumpster and you are NOT a lose ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Oh I know Stace, but the fact that I have to carry my pathetic partner in Mike Sanders may work against me. I'm just simply not going to give a rat's ass what punishment he is on the recieving end of, quite frankly I am willing to sit back, watch Sanders take a massive beating, then hurl both Christian and Credible into the dumpster and capture the victory ' UPW Interview ' Pamela Paulshock : Do you consider it an honour to be in the first match of the very first UPW broadcast? ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Not really, I should be in the Main Event, although I can see a reason for the UPW bookin me in the first match, I mean, new viewers tune in and they want to be impressed, seeing me in action is going to do more than impress, it's going to draw the audience in their hundreds of thousands, only downside is, it's all downhill from the end of my match. Hopefully viewers stick around as there is always the chance that after seeing what I can do, I will always get a late call up for more television time from the UPW fat cats ' Legs All The Way To Heaven ' Stacy Keibler : Ya know, I don't think I could sit through two and a half hours of crap to wait to see you in the main event Billy, if I were an ordinary fan, I'd want to tune in, watch your match, then hope that my match was to follow, then after seeing the two upw stars in kidman and keibler, i'd tune back out and get on with my life, which would obviously be striving to be like kidman and keibler ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Once again a good point Stacy. Plus, with our matches being so early in the show, we can leave early and have some fun, rather than sit round backstage and socialise with people which are so obviously well below us in social ranking ... Personally I see you winning your match Stacy, with absolute ease, but nothing, NOTHING is going to compare to the show I will put on for the UPW fans and more importantly, for the UPW management ' UPW Interview ' Pamela Paulshock : UPW management ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Yes Pamela, you see, after members on the management team see what I can do, and see the ratings I bring in, they'll have no choice but to strap the UPW Heavy-Weight Title around my waist and crown me champion. By taking Justin Credible and Christian, beating them down and throwing their carcasses into into the dumpster, slamming the lid on both of them, I will be sending a message, that I am the future of this business, in fact I AM THIS BUSINESS |