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record : 1 - 0 - 0 next match : vs. Eddie Guerrero (X-Div Title Tourne) foreword : Just reading through the ooc predictions on the board well, I found it utterly hillarious. It's funny to read a predictions post to see that people's reasoning is simply 'a guess' or 'cause' which indicates that they really have no idea and are just posting for the hell of it. Then there's always the fact that predictions posts never contain simple predictions, they contain childish swipes at someone's ability or other unrelated ooc comments that really have no place in a PREDICTIONS post. Ha! Ha! Ha! Good for a laugh but sometimes these posts are nothin more than sad... perhaps the aspect of this week's predictions that strikes me as being sad is the fact that people are predicting against the single hottest thing going in this business, in 'Tha Shooting Star' Billy Kidman. All's this seems to indicate that either people are not watching Kidman promos, OR they are simply stupid. I mean, it's pretty simple that the superstar known as Kidman will overcome the well, unproven Eddie G. Well, these few individuals, and it is only a few, who were stupid enough to predict Kidman's demise on Saturday night, will be treated to an extremely entertaining awakening on this week's X-Treme X-Fire as it will be Billy Kidman who rises above everybody else, takes the UPW by storm and defeats Eddie G without anything even close to a problem. Why am I so confident in my comments? A Guess? Hell No, simply put, the reason why Kidman will destroy Eddie G on Saturday Night ... CAUSE!!! scene : The scene opens up to the Kidman promo, which when fades away is replaced by the view of a massive Taco Bell store on the Texan/ Mexican border, to where we see UPW stars Billy Kidman and Stacy Keibler, who are dressed in casual attire, walk toward the entrance to the Taco Bell. They walk through the automatic doors and walk toward the counter as a small, Mexican man turns to them and pushes a few buttons on the register in front of him. Kidman reaches into his pocket and takes out a peice of paper as the Mexican man speaks ' Mexican ' Enrique Gonzales : Allo there senyor, how can I help you? Can I interest you in the new chilli sauce Taco Supreme? ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Pfft ... HELL NO!!! I need you to take a look at a written copy of an Eddie Guerrero promo from a few nights back and translate it for me. I've been dwelling on it for a good 48 hours now, as has Stacy here, and we still have no idea just what the hell Eddie is on about ' Mexican ' Enrique Gonzales : (accepts the peice of paper handed to him and starts to read) I can tell you now senyor, this Eddie looks to be speaking a brand of Spanish I have never come across before. From what I can make sense of within this doccument, Eddie seems to be making continous reference to being a liar, a cheat and a thief ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : The saddest thing of all is the fact that Eddie thinks of himself as being 'cool' for being all of those things. A person should not be idolised for being a lying, cheating, thief, that person should be shunned away by society for being the pathetic, criminal that he is. This Saturday Night, Eddie can lie and cheat and steal all he wants, but that will achieve nothing but adding dishonor to the loss he will suffer on X-Treme X-Fire ' Mexican ' Enrique Gonzales : This Eddie also seems to make reference to an opponent who is returning from an unspecified amount of time off. He claims that this opponent, although a fair athlete, will not bring anything that Latino Heat cannot handle ... Hmm, the fact that Eddie refers to himself in third person as Latino Heat, well it's kind of sad ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : That's an understatement ... And as for the opponent he refers to, well that is me, ' Tha Shooting Star ' Billy Kidman, and this Saturday Night is my return match after a month long absence from the ring, but I tell you now, and I tell the world, I won't show any signs of ring rust, I won't be anything below my best and this Saturday Night, I am going to extinguish this so called 'Latino Heat' ... Do you know how Eddie got the name 'Latino Heat?' ... The one woman who was stupid enough to climb into bed with Eddie Guerrero ended up suffering from a condition which could best be described as 'adding a little chilli to her taco' Ha! Ha! Ha! ' Legs All The Way To Heaven ' Stacy Keibler : Well, that may very well be the single most disgusting thing you have ever said ... Excuse me (looks at his name tag) Enrique, could you take another look at the transcript and see if Eddie offers one good reason why he can be taken seriously in his claim to be a better wrestler than Billy Kidman? We sure as hell couldn't find one scene : Enrique looks down at the peice of paper and reads through it, with a look of strain on his face. He shakes his head and looks up at both Kidman and Stacy and speaks in a hesitant tone of voice ' Mexican ' Enrique Gonzales : Err ... no, I cannot find a good reason why he could consider his claims to be factual... I am sorry ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Don't worry, you could put a thousand world class scientists on the job and they wouldn't be able to find a single reason as to why Eddie would make such a STUPID comment such as his claim to be the man who is going to knock me out of the X-Division Title Tourne. Simply put, I think Mr. Latino Heat has had a few too many of those Mexican Magic Mushrooms, Ha! Ha! Ha! Maybe you can answer me this, why the hell does Eddie keep referring to everyone and 'holmes?' ' Mexican ' Enrique Gonzales : Your guess is as good as mine senyor ... It seems as though this Eddie character may have taken a few too many shots to the head. His speach seems a little crazy to say the least and what he has said seems to contradict the truth in every instance ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : Thank you, you have been very helpful. Everything you have just said is exactly what both Stacy and I gained from listening to Eddie talk his crap a few nights ago, but it is comforting to be given confirmation on this. Btw kid, make sure you're watchin X-Treme X-Fire this Saturday Night because you, like all wrestling fans, will be treated to something special, delivered to you by the future of this business and the very next X-Division Champion, Billy Kidman. Make sure you tell as many people as you can about this encounter, because this my friend, is the highlight of your life and something you can cherish, a face to face conversation with Billy Kidman scene : Kidman smiles and turns away from the counter as the employees gather behind the register and start to talk to Enrique who is now the most popular employee around. Kidman and Stacy walk to the automatic doors and walk out of the Taco Bell and toward their limo. The driver climbs out and holds the door open allowing both stars to climb inside. The driver shuts the door and enters the limo himself and starts it up as Kidman and Stacy continue to prepare for this Saturday Night ' Legs All The Way To Heaven ' Stacy Keibler : Just goes to prove, even those who understand Eddie Guerrero's jumbled up language, still have no idea what the hell he is on about. Ah well, we won't have to put up with Eddie's ramblings for much longer as this Saturday Night could very well be the last time we see 'Latino Heat' in action ' Tha Shooting Star ' Kidman : I can tell you right now Stacy, this Saturday Night's X-Treme X-Fire WILL be the last time we see that son of a bitch in action. By all rights, that peice of garbage should be sitting behind bars right now, and considering what I'm going to do to Eddie Guerrero on Saturday Night, that option doesn't seem like such a bad idea. This Saturday Night, I will advance to the finals of the X-Division Title Tourne, I will extinguish Latino Heat and I will prove myself to be the single greatest prospect this business has ever seen. Eddie, you may be a master when it comes to lying, cheating and stealing, but when it comes to ridding federations of peices of criminal crap like you, NO STAR SHINES BRIGHTER THAN THAT OF BILLY KIDMAN!!! scene : Kidman smiles a cocky smile and pushes his sunglasses down from on top of his head as he looks out of the limo window and into the open. Stacy smiles and reaches for a clipboard as the scene fades out to the Billy Kidman promo which when fades out, is where we leave the scene |