- Is anyone else troubled by celebrities and their causes? Aren't you a little sick of hearing some douchebags from a sitcom talking about global warming or saving our schools, or these chicks, who have already won the gene pool lottery, lecturing the rest of us on the ethical treatment of animals? First of all, honey, if you were a few pounds heavier or didn't have all that cosmetic surgery, you be much to busy doing side work down at the Sizzler to be worried about whether Billy the Bunny had any emotional trauma before they punched his ticket, okay? And global warming, yes, we all agree it's horrible and electric cars would be nice, but there's only one small problem with that, most of us need to get to our fucking jobs sometime today! We don't have forty eight hours to wait for the battery cell to charge, okay? And while we're at it, I'm getting a little sick of celebrities making the rest of us pay for their causes. You want to raise taxes for education, fine, but how about we raise taxes on people with homes over six thousand square feet in size? Or anyone with more than five cars? How about raising taxes on shit that effects you, mister fix the schools? If you care so much, why not put your fucking money on the line, instead of making the rest of us pay six bucks for a pack of smokes or five bucks for a beer? Your cause, our money, see a problem? And let's get one more thing straight, all this bullshit about people throwing blood on others with fur coats, this only happens in LA and New York. I'd like to see these celebrity do-gooders try that shit in Camden, or Gary, Indiana, or Stubenville, Ohio. You try that crap there and you won't have time to pose for photographs while you're being arrested, because you'll get the tradition response you deserve, an ass kicking.