"Rink of Dreams"

(Written, produced, directed, and Zamboni driven by: Lucy B)

(Costume design, principal photography, body-painting, and personal secretarial services to OS Ken by: Marcia)

'The Start of a Great Feud'

D'Artagnan and the Half-Nekkid Body-Painted Warrior have hit it off, and engage in a bit of friendly(?) swordplay . . .

"En garde!"

(clang, clang, stab, stab)

"Ah, my friend, you are a much more worthy opponent than the evil Undeloro!"

"Yes, and I will carve you like a turkey!"

(Photos scanned, skate blades sharpened, and Butterball prepared by: Lesley)

"Hey, D'Artagnan, no fair! Yours is a lot longer than mine!"

"And there you have it, monsieur! It is obvious why I was picked for the long program, and you for the short!"

(Are those "Land of the Stones" stones?)

Yes!

(And are those thumbtacks stuck in HNBP Warrior's pants?)

Yes -- ouch!

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