MadShrubbery: Okay. MadShrubbery: This is us at our wedding. MadShrubbery: Restless Addict: LMFAO MadShrubbery: I obviously dance better than Paul. MadShrubbery: Paul knows this. Restless Addict: OH good LORD MadShrubbery: Paul accepts this. MadShrubbery: And he gets free sex for it. Restless Addict: <DIES> MadShrubbery:  I think I look pretty good...Paul, on the other hand, has issues he needs to work on.  Preferably in a gym, or Paintshop. Restless Addict: <FUCKING DEAD> Restless Addict: O Restless Addict: M Restless Addict: G Restless Addict: That is DAMN funny. MadShrubbery: What? Restless Addict: MadShrubbery:  I think I look pretty good...Paul, on the other hand, has issues he needs to work on.  Preferably in a gym, or Paintshop. MadShrubbery: hehehe Restless Addict: lmfao MadShrubbery: It's TRUE! MadShrubbery: My bebbeh's got some unneeded pudge/color... MadShrubbery: Anyhoo. MadShrubbery: He can't help it. MadShrubbery: I still love the pudgy/colorful bastard anyway. Restless Addict: <now making near-obscene dolls> Restless Addict: Well. Restless Addict: Okay. Restless Addict: Nowhere near obscene. Restless Addict: But racy at least. MadShrubbery:                                             *dances happily* MadShrubbery: We're made for eachother. Restless Addict: LMFAO MadShrubbery: *DIES*  This is so sad. MadShrubbery: I need help. MadShrubbery: And Paul needs even more. Restless Addict: *I* need help. MadShrubbery: Look at my ASS!  What's up with that coat thingy?!  I'm dancing like a gay man!  I'm dancing like...well.   *GRIN* Restless Addict: O Restless Addict: M Restless Addict: G Restless Addict: <SMACK> MadShrubbery: Paul's dancing and saying, "I'm a happy, happy lumberjack man!" Restless Addict: <cries> HE CAN'T HELP IT, OKAY? MadShrubbery: Yes he can. MadShrubbery: But you're too busy with KYLE. Restless Addict: No he can't! MadShrubbery: Yes he can. Restless Addict: Don't you think it breaks his little gay-man heart that he can't have me? Restless Addict: He wants to! Restless Addict: He wants to love me! Sexually! Restless Addict: He just can't! He's.. he's not programmed for that! MadShrubbery: Quit doing THIS --->  *PICTURE OF MOLLY AND KYLE DANCING EDITED FOR GD (Sorry, guys, she wouldn't let me post it.)*  with Kyle, and do it with CHARLIE! MadShrubbery: BAH! MadShrubbery: Excuses, excuses.  You just like him in frilly clothes and drinking Shastas by the seaside. Restless Addict: *insert dorky picture of Charlie here* Restless Addict: <pets Charlie> It's okay, baby. MadShrubbery: And that proves it all, my dear. Restless Addict: Don't listen to het. Restless Addict: You can't help it. Restless Addict: her MadShrubbery: Whoa, hey, I see how it is...it's screw Kyle, and love the Charlie, eh?!  How DARE you treat my KYLE that way!  Just for that, I'm putting him in a foster home. Restless Addict: YOUR Kyle? MadShrubbery: WITH A MONKEY. MadShrubbery: MY KYLE. MadShrubbery: I have charter ownership as par the Proclamation Line Treaty of 1772. MadShrubbery: You, on the other hand, don't. Restless Addict: LIES! MadShrubbery: Therefore, when I see that Kyle isn't being treated as said per the treaty, I have rights by the King to place him in a better home until you are either fit to parent/make wild love again, or, I find him a better home. MadShrubbery: It's all here in b&w. Restless Addict: Or. Restless Addict: Green and white. MadShrubbery: Not HERE, on the piece of PAPER, dammit! MadShrubbery: Why persist with these wild accusations?! Restless Addict: <sits on the nap-mat with Kyle> Restless Addict: Are you done yet? MadShrubbery: You can't! MadShrubbery: It's physically impossible, he's here with me! MadShrubbery: No. MadShrubbery: I like talking like an idiot. MadShrubbery: I don't get to do it often, you know. Restless Addict: K: <eyes Mo> Restless Addict: Mo: I know. MadShrubbery: *sigh* Restless Addict: Mo: Hang tight, she'll be done in a sec. MadShrubbery:                                            "Baby, we're just gonna have to take over the world on our own." MadShrubbery: I have the sudden craving for a nacho cheese chalupa. MadShrubbery: And a black suit. Restless Addict: DOOD! Restless Addict: I am so hungry. Restless Addict: And I have no car. MadShrubbery: Hey, we're dancing in tune with Bent...cool! Restless Addict: I could walk to Arby's, but you know what? MadShrubbery: I WOULDN'T! Restless Addict: It's 2AM. Restless Addict: And scary outside. MadShrubbery: Not with those FREAKS on the STREETS! MadShrubbery: I bet, if Jay and SB were real people, and they talked on the internet, they'd be just like us. MadShrubbery: I still call dibs on Bob. Restless Addict: LMFAO!!!!!!! Restless Addict: Probably. MadShrubbery:  In fact, I wonder if Kevin Smith is secretly taping this. Restless Addict: Ohyeah. MadShrubbery: BACK OFF YOU TUBBY BITCH, THESE CONVERSATIONS ARE OURS! Restless Addict: Knowing Kev. Restless Addict: <winkwink> MadShrubbery: I actually said "snoochie boochies" 4 times today. Restless Addict: Only 4? MadShrubbery: AND I quoted Mallrats. Restless Addict: Lauren makes me say it all the time. MadShrubbery: Well, I *am* SB, you know. MadShrubbery: If you could be a kind of cracker, what would you be?  And no, I don't mean the Tammy Faye kind. MadShrubbery: I'd be a club. MadShrubbery: They go perfect with cheese. Restless Addict: Whatever kind of cracker those buttery Town House ones are. Restless Addict: Yum. MadShrubbery: Those are club! Restless Addict: Maybe an Animal Cracker. MadShrubbery: Club crackers rule. Restless Addict: Shirley: "Animal Crackers in my soup!.." MadShrubbery: If the Animal Crackers got in a war, who'd you think would win?  I say the Elephant...he's sneaky. Restless Addict: MoCracker: "That's RIGHT, bitch! RAWR, baby!" MadShrubbery: Or the Seal.  There's only one of those, ever, so that must make them special. MadShrubbery: LMAO Restless Addict: I dunno. MadShrubbery: How in god's name did we get from Point A to Point B?! Restless Addict: I'd be the monkey. Restless Addict: How do we EVER? MadShrubbery: Um. MadShrubbery: I blame the sex radiating off of Kyle, for warping our fragile little minds. MadShrubbery: That bastard. Restless Addict: <slurrrrrp> Restless Addict: O.o MadShrubbery: O.O Restless Addict: What were we talking about? MadShrubbery: Um... MadShrubbery: Well... MadShrubbery: There was the cracker war, what cracker would we be, Kevin Smith reading our minds, you're hungry, me and Paul getting it on dance style, me talking like an idiot, lots of idiot talk, Charlie's gay because of you, and Paul needs a good artist to fix his weird looking head. MadShrubbery: Take your pick. MadShrubbery: Hey, can I post some of this? Restless Addict: Sure. Restless Addict: Why the hell not? MadShrubbery: Well. Restless Addict: 'cept I'm not funny. Restless Addict: LOL MadShrubbery: You did admit you're the cause of Charlie's...well. MadShrubbery: But it's okay. Restless Addict: I'm not the CAUSE. MadShrubbery: It's best the world knew the truth. Restless Addict: I'm sure I don't *help* but I don't think I'm the CAUSE. <sniff> Restless Addict: It's Kyle's fault. Restless Addict: Like you said. MadShrubbery: Well if you're not the cause, you're certainly not a part of the solution! Restless Addict: All the sex radiating off of him. Restless Addict: I mean. MadShrubbery: Yeah. MadShrubbery: True. Restless Addict: Hell. Not even Rob can resist at times. Restless Addict: Right? MadShrubbery: I mean, hell, Rob can't keep off. MadShrubbery: Right! MadShrubbery: Charlie is simply a victim of Kyle's total sex factor.  Rob is slowly succumbing to it.  Oh God, we must save Pookie from it. Restless Addict: <pouts> And that bit about Shasta was mean. Restless Addict: Shasta's da boom. MadShrubbery: Huh? MadShrubbery: eww. MadShrubbery: Shasta nastay. Restless Addict: Well. Restless Addict: When Dr. Pepper isn't handy. MadShrubbery: Shasta is not to be consumed unless you're desperate, high, or Charlie. Restless Addict: <cries into her hand-stitched throw pillow> MadShrubbery: Shasta is Atsahs spelled backwards, and Atsahs is the secret password for SATAN! MadShrubbery: Oh Molly. MadShrubbery: Come back from the dark side. MadShrubbery: Okay. Restless Addict: I'm going to tell. MadShrubbery: I won't make fun of Shasta again. MadShrubbery: Tell who?! MadShrubbery: Tell what?! MadShrubbery: HUH?! Restless Addict: And he's going to send Jimmy to come kick your ass. MadShrubbery: =-O MadShrubbery: Cool. MadShrubbery: I can take him. MadShrubbery: Whichever one he is... Restless Addict: <coughsTheBaldOnecoughs> MadShrubbery: OH. MadShrubbery: The Kyle wannabe. MadShrubbery: Err. MadShrubbery: Well. MadShrubbery: Sure, he was bald first, but hey. MadShrubbery: *breaks into song while she's waiting for the pic* "AND IT'S GOOD THAT I'M NOT...ANGRY!!!!" MadShrubbery: *does Rob Crazy dance* Restless Addict:  *insert dorky picture of Jimmy here* MadShrubbery: Oh Mo.  I can so kick his ass. Restless Addict: Lies. Restless Addict: He'll blind you first. Restless Addict: With the cunning use of Turtle Wax and his giant cranium! Restless Addict: Then where will you be? Restless Addict: Eh? Restless Addict: Eh?? MadShrubbery: Okay. MadShrubbery: That's just silly. MadShrubbery: Besides, I'll blind him first. MadShrubbery: Well, I'll show you. Restless Addict: Oh. Restless Addict: God. Restless Addict: <covers Kyle's eyes> MadShrubbery: *PICTURE OF MOLLY AND KYLE DANCING EDITED FOR GD (Sorry, guys, she wouldn't let me post it.)* MadShrubbery: That's right. MadShrubbery: That could blind anyone. Restless Addict: No shit! Restless Addict: What is up with my EYE in that photo? Restless Addict: I mean, geez. MadShrubbery: But it's probably due to in part to the internet. Restless Addict: I oughta smack you around for even making that. Restless Addict: LMAO MadShrubbery: Why? MadShrubbery: At least I'm not posting it on the GD with this conversation...for now... Restless Addict: ...SOME Restless Addict: SOME of the conversation. Restless Addict: You're posting ALL of it? MadShrubbery: Not EVERYTING! Restless Addict: Guess I'd better run and see, eh? Restless Addict: LOL MadShrubbery: Not all the way back to the original boring Paul pic! Restless Addict: Oy! MadShrubbery: Just back to the introduction of THIS LITTLE GEM!  We're so in love. Restless Addict: omg Restless Addict: hehe MadShrubbery: Now, say something funny to end it with... MadShrubbery: So I can stop copying and pasting already! Restless Addict: I'm not funny. MadShrubbery: You are too! Restless Addict: Thhbbbtt! MadShrubbery: Okay, I'm ending on you and Kyle. MadShrubbery: Unless. MadShrubbery: Don't MAKE me end on you and Kyle. MadShrubbery: Because by now, in the conversation, I'm sure the GD wants to see it. Restless Addict: Me and Kyle? MadShrubbery: You know. MadShrubbery: IT. Restless Addict: You are NOT posting that PHOTO. Restless Addict: If you do. MadShrubbery: Okay. MadShrubbery: It's not a photo, though, sooooo... Restless Addict: Not only will I *NEVER* speak to you again... Restless Addict: ..I'll.. I'll... Restless Addict: I dunno. MadShrubbery: /).(\ Restless Addict: Something BAD. MadShrubbery: :'( Restless Addict: And scary! Restless Addict: OH! Restless Addict: Something bad and MARIAH Scary!! MadShrubbery: /)                (\  *holds onto PAUL* MadShrubbery: MARIAH?! MadShrubbery: AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MadShrubbery: Okay. MadShrubbery: You win. Restless Addict: As expected. Restless Addict: :-D MadShrubbery: Dammit.

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