Hashbrown Casserole for the Matchbox Twenty Soul

MadShrubbery: IF I recall, <SMACK> is a Beckishism.

MadShrubbery: That sounds like a religion, dude.

MadShrubbery: Like, Buddhism with an attitude that believes in God.

Restless Addict: Could be.

Restless Addict: But if you own <SMACK>

Restless Addict: I own <KICK>

MadShrubbery: Oh yes, you do own that one.

MadShrubbery: BUT. I own *kicks the wall*

Restless Addict: LMAO

Restless Addict: Listen to us.

Restless Addict: We're violent.

Restless Addict: And freakish.

Restless Addict: And freakishly violent.

MadShrubbery: Tho. Technically, you morphed *SMACK* into <SMACK> so it's half yours.

MadShrubbery: We're not violent.

MadShrubbery: We're "flamBOYant."

MadShrubbery: *FREAKING DIES!!!*

Restless Addict: <KICKSMACK>

MadShrubbery: O.o

MadShrubbery: Yeah baby. You're getting Doucey all excited over there.

MadShrubbery: P: *Excited!*

Restless Addict: o.O

MadShrubbery: <DIES> is yours.

Restless Addict: :-D

Restless Addict: It used to be <DEAD!>

MadShrubbery: To which I stole, because you can only do so much with "LOL" and it's affilitates.

Restless Addict: But.

Restless Addict: People got confused.

MadShrubbery: I can't spell worth shit. I wonder how many mistakes are on the site...

Restless Addict: If I ever find one, I'll tell you

MadShrubbery: Sure, God gave us spellcheck, but like I give a **** to use it.

Restless Addict: I'm a spelling freak.

Restless Addict: Me and Webster.

MadShrubbery: I'm not that bad about it. I just trype too fast.

MadShrubbery: type

Restless Addict: We're like this. <crosses fingers>

MadShrubbery: Mo and Webster, sitting in a library, f-u-c-...

Restless Addict: O.o

Restless Addict: r-e-a-d-i-n-g...

MadShrubbery: You shouldn't do that to the little black dude!

MadShrubbery: I loved that show.

MadShrubbery: *happy memory*

Restless Addict: /).(\

Restless Addict: He's too short.

Restless Addict: Like Paul.

MadShrubbery: X.X

MadShrubbery: HEY!

Restless Addict: That's against the law or something.

MadShrubbery: *SMACKDOWN!*

Restless Addict: x.x

MadShrubbery: Paul's not short.

MadShrubbery: I'm too tall.

Restless Addict: Vertically challenged.

MadShrubbery: Just because I'm 7 inches taller doesn't mean he's challenged!

Restless Addict: Okay.

MadShrubbery: Damn he's little.

Restless Addict: Then you're horizontally challenged.

MadShrubbery: But he makes up for it elsewhere.

MadShrubbery: I do NOT have a problem in bed!

Restless Addict: That's not what I hear.

MadShrubbery: O.O

Restless Addict: P: :-X

Restless Addict: P: <runs away>

MadShrubbery: Well, KYLE, wanna say how you know?

Restless Addict: <BEAT>

MadShrubbery: LOL

MadShrubbery: It was in the past.

MadShrubbery: Don't MAKE me bring up the PAST!

MadShrubbery: See.

Restless Addict: <SHEAR>

Restless Addict: <CLIP>

Restless Addict: <HEDGE>

Restless Addict: <PRUNE>

MadShrubbery: I'm the terrible thing he did in the past, except I wasn't terrible, I was DAMN GOOD!

MadShrubbery: Why are you trimming that Christmas tree?

Restless Addict: Hohoho.

Restless Addict: I have no idea.

MadShrubbery: Yeah, we know.

MadShrubbery: LOL!!!!!!

Restless Addict: <hangs head>

MadShrubbery: O.ooooooo noooooooooo comment.

MadShrubbery: That's prolonged shock.

MadShrubbery: O.oooooooooo

Restless Addict: It looks like his eye popped out and is rolling across the floor.

MadShrubbery: LOL!! That, too.

Restless Addict: No, I guess that would be O.............o

MadShrubbery: Eww. Dirty thought.

Restless Addict: O.oooooooooooooooooooo<|--------<<<

MadShrubbery: =-O

Restless Addict: Someone shot an arrow into his eye, pulled it out, and the goo is stretching everywhere.

MadShrubbery: aww

Restless Addict: I know.

MadShrubbery: Poor Ben.

Restless Addict: <packs the now X.x guy into a little coffin made just for O.o's>

MadShrubbery: AWWW!!!

Restless Addict: <lowers him into his little O.o grave>

MadShrubbery: AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Restless Addict: <says a few words>

Restless Addict: <sniffles>

Restless Addict: <places a glass o onto his little O.o coffin>

MadShrubbery:
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MadShrubbery: That's ah...the coffin.

Restless Addict: <covers him up with dirt>

Restless Addict: Aw.

MadShrubbery: *wails*

MadShrubbery: *mourns*

MadShrubbery: *throws herself into the pit*

Restless Addict: R.I.P, Mr. O.o

MadShrubbery: "Swing low, sweet O...coming forth to carry me home..."

Restless Addict: <coughs>

Restless Addict: Sweet O?

MadShrubbery: "Amazing O, how sweet the sound..."

Restless Addict: <GIGGLE>

Restless Addict: Ohman.

MadShrubbery: OH GEEZUS!

MadShrubbery: I just now got that.

Restless Addict: <cracks the fuck up>

Restless Addict: <coughs>

MadShrubbery: ...

Restless Addict: <tries to get serious>

MadShrubbery: You sick, perverted, funny, sicko! :-P

MadShrubbery: $20 says you'll fuck someone at a funeral.

Restless Addict: <curtsy> I do my best.

Restless Addict: . . .

MadShrubbery: Oh, you already HAVE?

Restless Addict: ..is he wearing Armani?

MadShrubbery: yes.

Restless Addict: O.o