| You think this life would make me seem older but I'm running out of room is all I hang on everything about you you think I'd settle down cuz I'm older but I roll with the change in hobby is all I'm same old Gaynor Gnope in new shoes I get sad when there's no new gnomes I say it makes me feel damn worthless (chorus 1) well you got to think with a gnome like that any color at all, is better than nothing it's better than nothing I put my hands around your toy daisy you're saying you're plastic is all I think I know too much about you you think this life would make me crazy I'd give in to the choco-hol I put my loving arms around you, gnome They knew damn well I wanted teal this pink just makes me feel damn worthless (chorus 2) well you got to think with a gnome like that any color is better than nothing it's better than nothing you got to think, with a gnome like that any color at all, is better than nothing it's better than nothing yeah Kinder drags you down and it pulls you up it pulls you up Kinder says that it's teal now but it's not enough to pull you up Kinder's sorry I collect 'em quick just like I want to yeah but I pay out much too much you think this life can get a bit unkind but it stays down till the worth is gone up and pulls you up, it pulls you up, it pulls you up and over, over (chorus 2) (chorus 1) |
| "Gnome Like That" |
| ©2001 by Rebecca J. Burke & Hashbrown Casserole for the Matchbox Twenty Soul, Inc. |
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| The second of several parodies of Adam, and what else? His gnomes! Based on "Girl Like That" by Matchbox Twenty. |