PLAYER PHOTOS

CLICK ON THE NAMES FOR GLORIOUS TECHNICOLOUR PHOTO Cliff ‘Frankenstein’Dray. Enjoys nothing more than a pipe of rough shag and a glenfiddich. Dray 59 has recently been seen in Seaford library perusing the sports physchology section. Micheal’Wor Mickey’Stephenson. Once involved in an unsavoury incident involving someone else’s pint and a toilet. Justin ‘British Home Stores’Carrick Carrick 36 enjoys fine ale and has a keen photographic eye….recent works include the much acclaimed Brighton Pier sunset. Chris’Springbock’Chilton Crowd pleaser Chris 43 enjoys Fighting. Jeffrey’Pull My Finger’Brookes Jeff a sprightly 39 year old has recently joined a line dancing club where he…erm…dances in line. Mark’The Sideshow freak’Tharme Tharmster 75 has recently had a hip replacement operation. Simon’Day do doe don’t day doe’Heyes Simon a happy go lucky scouser only comes out on Sunday mornings….hibernates during winter Rob’Twiglet’White Rob a robust 20 stone defender enjoys nothing more than shouting ‘up the Arse’ of a Saturday. John’potatoes’Mcgarry John 38 enjoys walks in the woods with his golden retriever was voted Mr Ballymoney 1971. Scott ‘The great Mysterio’Middleton Joined the club after being found wandering naked in nearby woods. His care in the community case is due for review. Mark‘Tinky Winky’Gaudiere Disapointed numerous member’s of his family by failing to show up at his own Birth…this disappointment Was only bettered when he failed to show up for own funeral. Lee’Technically superior’Boyten Supremely fit Boyten 44 annoys his neighbours by bench pressing baby hippopottamous during his spare time. Dave‘Big Dave’Wattam Hard rugger playing Flanker Dave 44 was reduced to tears by the mysterious disappearance of his pink hat. Matt’Sick note’Hill Club Stalwart Hill 63 has Suffered with injury this season…Hopefully the superglue will repair the cracked fingernail. Martin’Teenage Tearaway’Milne Quiet Martin aged 5 defies his critics by being a hard drinking, womanising hell raiser in between games. Daniel’Latino Fruit’Viviani Dan 13 surprised everyone by turning up with mini mars bars for all at a game in Hove…Once involved in a ‘whiff of lavender’ incident with Big Dave in his Astra Van.